Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Charge of the light hearted slapstick comedy brigade
Kara threw her gun at a clown and smiled. "We need to get outta here that's
what!" She said. "What about the power?" Jay asked. "I'll destroy this
place. I'm expendable." Kara replied.
(Ooo dear. Taggers.)
Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
"Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
>From: "Andy Longman" <SirLagerlot@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Charge of the light hearted slapstick comedy
>brigade
>Date: Sun, 06 Jul 2003 16:03:53 -0000
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>WHO:- Satan-Phil, Exo-suit Jay, Kara, Butz, Efof and the Ferretted-
>ponce, Niples
>
>Kara said. Efof
>looked at her strangely the concpt eluded him. "Never mind. Let's
>get
>going." She ordered.
>
>She turned and began to walk across to the Promenade's exit, kicking
>aside a piece of debris left behind from the clown-craft smashing
>through the umbilical, when all of the exits burst open, and a
>second of wave of Clown Commando's charged through.
>Kara, drew her weapon, only to find it clicked helplessly.
>"Why is it always at the best times?" she asked herself, the clowns
>had them surrounded, no escape, this was it..in a few seconds they
>were going to be ferrtified, or blasted into obliteration by the
>meson rifles..well except Kara, she was already dead, but there were
>still horrible things that could be done to a light bee.
>The deckplating beneath McGellan, Butz, Efof and the ferreted Niples
>rumbled,
>"Wha's goin' on?" Bitz asked, his thick accent cutting through the
>air.
>He soon got his answer, as as Jay in the E.V.E. 1 burst up through
>the deck, followed by Phil.
>The clown's were taken by surprise, but this promepted them to
>attack, charging toward the crowd of Dwarfer's, Phil grabbed five
>clowns at the same time, and hurled them into an approaching wave of
>commando's sending them flying backwards into a heap.
>Jay was having just as much fun, one unlucky clown has just tried to
>take him on hand-to hand, as he charged Jay, he was lifted from the
>ground with the exo-suit's powerful arm and tossed into the air like
>a ragdoll, on his descent, Jay had fired the laser blaster into him,
>vaporising him before he even hit the ground.
>Wave upon wave of clown commando's attacked the duo, and wave upon
>wave of them were thrown, smashed, shot, bludgeoned, pummelled,
>poked, kicked, stomped, punched and insulted.
>"Fun as this is theres no real challenge" Jay complained, as he snet
>the suit into a roundhouse kick, and sent a clown smashing through
>the wall of McDonald's, he was followed by a stray missle from Jay's
>shoulder cannon's which caused the restaraunt to explode sending
>debris and meat-like substances across the deck, raining down on the
>scene.
>"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Kara screamed as a McDonald's hash
>brown fell at her feet.
>The clowns kept coming and coming, Jay and Phil taking out the
>majority of them then Kara and co, cleaning up the leftovers, "We
>can't keep this up all day! The suit's gonna run outta power and at
>midnight you'll lose your thursday power!" Jay shouted to Phil "We
>need to rethink this!"
>
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><tag, ideas anyone?!>
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