Rules of Reality

Slowly one by one they drifted back to reality. They were all in a net of some sort and they were being taken up in to a ship piloted by johnny. They all sighed with relief except for Kara who laughed insanely screaming ''I can shoot a gun again!''<END SNIP>
"So this is reality?" said Dean, coming round.
"Yes." said Emma.
"How can we be sure?"
"Have you got a..."
"Yes."
"Is Seymour an annoying upper class fart?"
"Yes."
"Is Kara gun-crazy?"
"Yes."
"'Nuff said." said Emma.
"Fantastic!" said Dean, jumping into the air, and starting to fall slowly down...past the platform.
"SOMEONE GRAB HIM!" yelled Seymour, rather hobo-ishly, before correcting himself, "I mean catch him."
Emma lent over the side and clasped Dean's hand, before pulling him back onto the platform.
"Ok. Rule 1, Don't jump." said Dean, dusting himself down.
"I thought Rule 1 was don't let Kara play with guns." pointed out Emma
"Ok, Rule 2 is don't jump."
"No, Rule 2" said Seymour, "is UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let Kara play with guns."
"Oooh." said Dante, "I suppose Rule 3 is NEVER let Kara play with guns?"
Emma thought for a minute. "No. Rule 3 is don't jump."
"Right, glad we got that cleared up." said Dean, "we should write that down for next time we return to this planet. Come on, back to the dwarf."
 
Dean, Dante, Emma, Kara and Dante started walking towards the Dwarf.
 
Then they walked back.
 
"Umm.. Amber, Any chance of a lift?" asked Dean.
 
Dean "Raven" Thomas