*ACTION* Saving Ensign LomazPosted by
Posted: Nov 7, 2004, 5:34pm
Phil crawled back down the ridge. "Thanks to Seymour, they've seen
us. They're coming right for us."
They all looked at Seymour. "Tit!"
KA-CLICK! Said Jay's rifle, as did several other peoples.
"Only one thing for it..." said Jay
"Run and hide like little girls?!" Suggested McJohn
"Die?!" offered Smith
"Not if we can help it..."
"Surf?!" recommended Seymour
"Shut up" said Jay "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!"
"How about making paper mache faces?!" asked Callum "I've always loved those
"I was gonna save all my rounds for the fecking zombie-brigade" said Jay
"BUT I THINK ID ENJOY SHOOTING YOU LOT MORE!!!"
"What 'ave I done?" asked Phil
"DID I MENTION YOU?!"
"Well...no...I feel left out!"
"Look just shut up and lets go" said Jay "We've got a crewmember to
"We cant fight our way through all of them!" said Jack "Theres bloody
"We just need to clear a path through the middle!" said Jay
Running at the oncoming horde of zombies, letting off a few rounds at a
handful of them at the front, the rounds burned through the heads of the
deceased, knocking them backwards, and in turn sending those behind them
reeling, each one knocking the one behind over like a domino rally. Jay
happily sprinted across their bellies as they each tried to grab his ankles.
He actually reached the hatch to the starbug, and entered, the rest of the
crew following suit and surprisingly they all made it. Even McJohn, which
"Whoa!" said Seymour "Gnarly!"
"THANK GOD!!" said Lomaz as the crew entered "I thought I'd never get out of
here!" she threw herself at Jay and rested her head on his shoulder, he
placed a reassuring arm around her. "It's OK Rio, were here, and were
getting out of here" Rio had begun sobbing into Jay's shoulder.
"Callum, Chris, McJohn, get fixing this bucket and get her airborne again,
we'll abandon the other bug"
They nodded and pulled out thier toolkits, except Callum, who had been drunk
and forgotten it.
Rio stepped away from Jay towards the control panel, her back to the
viewscreen. "It's terrible Jay, the simulants explained it to me apparently
this planet is a prison...to...." she was interrupted by the shattering of
glass, and a handful of zombies burst through the cockpit glass, grabbing
Rio as they did so.
"HOLY CRAP ITS EVE RIMMER!" Jay yelled, as one of the Zombies, the
reanimated body of the dead Eve Rimmer grabbed Rios head
"JAY!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!!" begged Rio as he and Phil raised their weapons.
They were too late, Eve twisted her arms, snapping Lomaz' neck and let go,
she glanced at the crew. "YOU LET ME DIE!!!" she hissed "YOU BROUGHT THIS ON
YOURSELVES!!!!!" she dived into the shuttle, but Jay and Phil, weapons still
armed opened fire.
Round after round of high energy plasma ripped into Eve's body, tearing it
apart piece by piece.
"This is crazy!" said Phil, looking across at Jay "Theres no way we can
fight all of them!"
"At least they can be taken down..." said Jay "OR NOT!" he said this as he
caught a glimpse of Eve's body pulling itslef back together and rising to
its feet, even worse, Rio's limp body also began to get up.
"CALLUM! MCJOHN! CHRIS!" Jay yelled "FUCK THE REPAIRS WERE GETTING OUTTA