RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Aint alcohol a bitch?

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Several guys, noticing that Alotta was quite soused up, appeared to be trying to take advantage of the situation and were aproaching her.Jay was pretty sure that they didn't just want to talk.He clenched his fist and started to move towards the crewmember already chatting up Alotta
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*SMASH*
 
The other people at the bar watched with gormless expressions as Jay slammed down his pint glass so hard it shattered, chipped the wood AND sprayed the barman with beer all at the same time. He stormed over to the dancefloor and grabbed the drunken idiot chatting up Alota by the collar.
"You have ANY idea who this is f**ktard?" he asked, not really caring if the guy knew or not.
"Shhhuuurrreee!" garbled the man. "She's the captain *hic* shes realll pretty too!"
He leant in toward Jay and whispered "Do you think *hic* she'd wanna do it in the captain's chair?"
Jay, still holding the man by the collar with his right hand, pulled back his left fist and belted the lunatic clean in the nose.
"SHES NOT JUST THE CAPTAIN, SHES MY WIFE GOON!"
The man's friends stood up and moved toward Jay as the man got himself to his feet, and lunged drunkenly at Jay who, being nowhere near as drunk as the letcherous boozer he had just laid out, easily dodged his swing causing the man to punch one his friends in the face.
His friend who was also slightly more compus-mentus that the man Jay had punched, and who had also wanted to 'pull' Alota looked at Chrysler, and rubbed his jaw where his friend had hit him.
"That was your fault..." he said and swung at Chrysler, making contact, before being punched himself in the gut by Dean, who had stepped in to help Jay.
More of the man's friends moved in, surrounding Jay and Dean.
"Er.." said Dean "You SHOULD know that, not only is the captain his wife...but the security chief is also our best friend...."
"So?"
Dean shrugged "Usually works..most people are scared of Phil, that blokes a nutcase..."
"Yeah well...so am I"
"What if we threaten to unleash the midget on you?"
The crowd of people cracked their knuckles.
"Way to talk yourself up Deano...." said Jay, sarcasm dripping from his voice, just before he launched himself at a nearby thug, thus ending the twelve-on-two standoff.....
 
 
<tag anyone wanna help Jay and Deano out?>

-----Original Message-----From: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com [mailto:JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of scutter_2Sent: 20 April 2005 14:20To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Aint alcohol a bitch?Where: ParrotsWhen: During celebrationsWho: Almost EveryoneMk.6 was farntically racing up and down the bar, juggling the glasses and bottles in an attempt to keep the ever-growing number of patrons from an all out brawl.Mk.6 was constantly having to use greater dilutions of the reverse flu to make sure it would last."Mk.6," shouted Alotta, "Another round down this end!"Now, few of the patrons t the bar were aware of this, but within their bodies, or whatever else they may exist in, was an all out war between their body's natural immune system and the reverse flu virus. In the end, it was inevitable that the reverse flu would lose.Mk.6 mixed another batch of drinks and passed them down to Alotta.Unfortunately for her, there was very little reverse flu in her drink and her body was winning the war hands down.She passed out the drinks and downed her own.All of a second she seemed to lose part of her equilibrium. She became very chummy with everyone and she had no chance when the disco music started up.She slowly made her way to the dance floor, and started dancing in a fasion that can only be described as being very embarrasing and enthusiastic.Efof walked up to the bar."Mk.6," he said, "What's come over Alotta?""I dunno, but it's times like these im glad I'm a scutter. All I get is some serious droid rot.""That sounds pretty bad.""It's not half as bad as embarrasing myself like THAT!" said Mk.6, gesturing towards Alotta doing the monkey very badly."I think you may have a point there.""Ha. A man with his genitals on his head is talking about how embarrasing other people are! I never thought I would see the day."It was at this point that Jay, who had been sitting at the bar, turned around, wondering what they were on about."What in the smeg?!" he said to himself.He got up to ask Alotta what was going on, when he noticed something that made his blood boil...Several guys, noticing that Alotta was quite soused up, appeared to be trying to take advantage of the situation and were aproaching her.Jay was pretty sure that they didn't just want to talk.He clenched his fist and started to move towards the crewmember already chatting up Alotta.<tag Jay, we may have a brawl on our hands>...Protecting the universe from the scum of the Earth...OOC Chat in the Blue Dwarf <a href="http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/forum">forum</a>www.BlueDwarf.co.uk