RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: There\'s many other things than ocelots...

Yuri led the team to two parked Jeeps.
"We have a lot of ground to cover" he said and got in behind the wheel of the first, he motioned to Jay to take the wheel of the second.
Jay hopped in, accompanied by Katrina, Jessie, Efof and Kevn.
Vanessa, Rufus, Johnny and Joe  joined Yuri in his.
"Follow me" Yuri said and started his engine, then hurtled off wildly into the forest, and the heavy snow.
"Follow him?" Jay asked "I can't even SEE him!"
Regardless, he started the engine and headed into the forest, wipers thrusting tonnes of snow of the windscreen.
Jay could make out a faint sillohuette of Yuri's jeep, along with two dim red lights, it wasn't much but it was enough to keep track of where his quide was. 
The Jeep's bounced along the forest floor the people inside being thrown around inside the vehicle
"OUCH!" Kevn yelled, as his head ricocheted off the Jeep's roof. "Careful! I'm already nursing the last wound you gave me!"
"Ah quit your whining!" Jay yelled back over noise of the engine and the howling wind's outside. 
This continued for a long time, with various people sustaining various minor injuries from various impacts with various parts of the vehicle.
Eventually Jay's radio crackled. "This is Yuri!, where are you?"
"Right behind you Yuri!" Jay replied 
"Behind me? I just pulled over and walked back for ten minutes along the track, there's noone there!"
"What are you talking about?" Jay asked, pulling over to a halt. "If that's not you up ahead who is it?"
The red light's up ahead stopped, and Jay watched carefully as someone got out on either side, and began to walk back toward's them.
A large man, approached the Jeep, lifted the bonnet and yanked out the starter motor. "Hey what the hell are you doing?" Jay demanded, leaning out of the window.
The large man didnt reply, but a slimmer man approached the driver's door.
"Boris is just taking...precautions yesssss?" He told Jay in a thick Russian accent.
"Precautions against WHAT?"
"Are you from the Blue Dwarf?"
"What's it to you?"
"My name is Dmitri Headovichski, yesssss?" the man said, not answering Jay's question.  
"Is that supposed to impress us?"
"NO..but this might.." The man reached into the Jeep, grabbed Jay by the collar and yanked him out through the window into the snow. The larger man did the same with Jessie, who was in the front passenger seat.
Each had a gun trained on their captives
"My comrade Boris and I, we are, bounty hunters, yesssss?" Dmitri explained, as he reached down and checked Jay's ID. Indicating that he was in fact from the Blue Dwarf. 
"The Welsh freedom fighter's, whom you might call terrorist's have heard that you intend to cure the disease laying waste to New France, yesssss? "
"What of it?" Jat replied
" is their intention, that the French never recieve this cure....and the Welsh, have placed a price on your head, which Boris and I intend to collect yesssss?"
"Whatever they're paying you, we'll double it!" Kevn suggested from inside the jeep.
Dmitrie and boris laughed "We are men of honour yesssss?" Dmitri replied "We do not back out of a contract yesssss?"
Boris nodded in agreement.
"Now, you will all come with us yesssss? The bounty is more if you're still alive...makes the torture more...enjoyable yesssss?"
Tag anyone, The radio's still transmitting if Joe and Yuri wanna come to the rescue! 

-----Original Message-----From: []On Behalf Of joel201218Sent: 26 June 2006 19:27To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: There's many other things than ocelots...

Who: Jays team, Yuri and KevnWhen: After There's many other things than ocelots...Where: New RussiaYuri and the others turnd to see the commotion behind them, Kevn and a Russian were itching, scratching and laughing as they were tickled by the feet of the ants. Yuri walked over to a tree that was long dead, snapped off a branch, held his laser handgun at it and fired so that it was on fire. He waved theflaming branch over each of their legs quickly enough that they didn't get burned, but enough to make most ofthe ants lose their grip where they fell to the ground, wriggling on their backs. Any remaining ants were soon plucked off. "With all the noise you two made, Id be surprised if there where any Ocelots left!" he said crossly, but lending a hand to pull them both up. "Come, we have to keep moving!" and threw the branch into an icy puddle where it hissed and the fire went out. --- In, "tofjrtd" <tofjrtd@...> wrote:>> Who: Kevn G Fenard> where: New Russia> when: around then and now...> Kevn was snooping around the landing site, curious about the local > wildlife... him interested in wildlife...he must be high on the donuts > again... He looked at the ground, there was strange little black ant > things. He called over one of the Russians, "What are these?" he asked.> "They are New Russian snow ants, really pesky. They can leave > hundreds of little bites... they aren't poisonous, but they are a real > pain..."> Just as he said that Kevn felt a little sting on his leg, then > another... then another... then another... "DAAAAAHHHH!!! Get em off!" > The Russian started laughing. Kevn was now smacking his legs as > hundreds of little snow ants charged up his legs biting them then > jumping off as if they had done their damage. Soon the Russian was on > the ground laughing histerically, smacking his hand on the ground. > Kevn's legs were covered in little red dots, he even thought he saw > the Orion constelation on his right shin. "Don't worry! Hahaha! Just > wash your legs with soap and they'll... hahaha... clear up... whew! > You are a funny brit!" the Russian couldn't stop laughing.> Kevn stomped off, scratching his itchy legs, grumbling nasty words...> But soon the Russian stopped laughing... because he felt a little > sting on his face, then felt some on his stomach... then another... > then another...>

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