Oh Snap!

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"Right, listen up" Cass raised her voice as she approached "You're all with me. Jay's flying the 'bug around to dock inside the cargo bay. We're meeting him there to let him in and help load supplies. There's a service elevator that we can take down to the right level, just behind the hotel reception, so let's hurry it up and move out!"
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As the Dwarfers gathered around Cass Eve and Jaxx followed. Some of them were talking among themselves about ideas and the dangers up ahead.

Eve looked at Jaxx and said, "Jaxx honey can you be a good boy and listen to Ms. Jones when she gives you and order? Don't do anything stupid without her permission ok?"

He nervously smiled and rubbed the back of his head as he nodded and replied, "Cha. Like ok Eve babe."

She gave him a nice kiss on the lips and said, "This last part of the trip has been hard on all of us so I really need you to keep it together and no more killing frenzies ok?"

He bowed his head in shame as he nodded to her and muttered, "Sorry Eve babe I didn't mean to."

She said, "I know baby but you know it scares the crap out of everyone when you get like that. Maybe Franky can help you with that problem back on the ship later on but for now just follow Ms. Jones's orders and stay calm.

He nodded as he kissed her forehead and said, "Like ok Eve babe."

Then he looked at his little pink Archiver video game companion who was eating sand and shells as he said, "Yo lil Max, we are like going and stuff. The small pink ball with stubby limbs smiled and giggled as it wobbled playfully after Jaxx.

At this point Eve rubbed her chin looking at the little pink creature and asked, "Did you call him Max?"

He replied, "Cha like he said his name is Kirbus Maximus, but I call him lil Max since Kirbus sounds funny. He is most righteous and cute."

She nodded and grinned as she looked at little Max and her husbands shark fins. She got an idea and pulled out her Archiver canister and thought of one of her favorite video games called Armed and Dangerous. As she reflected on the game she flashed back to all the oddball weapons in the game and focused on one of the silliest yet scariest weapon she could think of. She focused on the 'Land Shark Gun', which fires into the ground a rapidly maturing infant Land Shark, a creature that rapidly grows and 'swims' through the earth, seeking out and devouring selected enemies. Suddenly the canister altered its form into the Land Shark Gun. She smirked as she thought this was a sweet gun and looked forward to using it.

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Grovely was there, waiting for them, behind the reception desk, as the Dwarfer's spilled down the marble stairs, into the palatial hotel lobby. The service mechanoid wore a thin smile on his angular, plastic face and he was fidgeting with a piece of paper.
"Honoured guests" he gave a small bow "It has come to my attention that you intend to check out in the next few hours. That being the case..." he placed the piece of paper down on the desk in front of him and slid it towards the Dwarfers "there's the small matter of the bill"
"Aw, shit" Phil groaned, his Archiver weapon splattering down to the ground.
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The sight of Phil's muddy mess on the floor was very unappealing as Eve stepped away and looked away in disgust to say, "Well I guess we could always wash dishes to pay the bill."

Jaxx chuckled as he replied, "Cha or like charge 'em ta clean up tha place. Hahaha."

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