Eton, Efof and Nasty Injuries

The party was going in full swing and it had now reached new heights of
wildness. Kevin was having the time of his life. He gazed round the room
to take in the view. To his left Steev was whispering in someones ear and
giggling, on the right some crewmen seemed to be juggling goldfish and in
front of him Nipples was truging out the room looking forlornly over to
where Efof was trying to perform what could only be described as a stand up
lapdance on Penny Loyd.
Just as he turned in that direction Loyd let fly with a kick garanteed to
ruin Efof's sex life for months on end. Efof crumpled made some sort of
ghastly choaking sound and toppled backwards. A couple of free crewmembers
dragged him off to medical.
Kevin watched with interest he was sure that he had seen something like that
before. He left to see if Efof could use a reasuring hand from him.
Kevin entered the medical room where a strange doctor was trying to apply
ointment to the damaged area but some godlike strength had been granted to
Efof and he had managed to keep the doctors hands away from that area.
Kevin whistling away approached the bed Efof was lying on "Greetings old
chap nice to meet you, I see you're having lady trouble. Why that reminds
me of an old rugger injury I once had blah blah blah..."
And so the night went on and Efof found out that groin injuries were not the
most painfull thing he had ever indured
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