Guards - they're judge jury and executioner
Jul 3, 2003, 1:13pm
"Rebel vessels, this is the Imperial Fleet," said a voice that
brought to mind squirty flowers and giant shoes, "You are hereby
ordered to lay down your weapons, surrender yourselve ...
**Mini-Action** Under Attack!
Jul 3, 2003, 11:51am
Who: Keto-Brain-Bot, Tara
Where: Observation Deck
When: Just after losing track of the rebel medical team
"I could have sworn that they went this way," murmured t ...
Wirrals smells a hamster...
Jul 3, 2003, 11:35am
Who?: Keith and Keith.
Where?: Close to the action.
When?: Just as Jay gets a curry.
"...and this is the stasis room. I've been in there twice, and in the
Medi-bay seven times."
Keith gawpe ...
Jul 2, 2003, 9:42pm
This month the SOTM award for writing excellence is bestowed upon
me, the Blue Dwarf's creator, I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA
::ahem:: Anyway, the person I'd l ...
Jul 1, 2003, 9:26pm
Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts and Efof
Our Blue Dwarfs Promenade
That hungering midnight hour, time for a curry!
Butts had reluctantly forced Seymour to do something normal and go f ...
Jul 1, 2003, 8:43pm
Who: Canazza, Timmy, Donald Canazza, KBB, Byron, Alternate keto.
Where: Alternate BD
When: Slightly after the nanosecond before the post began.
He walked over to a wall communicator, ...
OOC: Oops, my mistake!
Jul 1, 2003, 8:21pm
Just realised I made a big mistake in the Joint Post Becca and I just
The doctor on the rebel BD should be *Charles* Keto, not *Xavier*
Keto...because in this universe, Xavier Ket ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Uh, oh - That\'s no pussy. AIIIEEEEEE! It\'s a rogue Hamster!!!
Jul 1, 2003, 7:51pm
Which one the one where you insult Jay in the poem ior the one where you insult Insurance peeps?!
----- Original Message -----
From: White Wolf
My Brain's Doing Weird Things With My Head Again
Jul 1, 2003, 7:41pm
Who: Tara, Keto-Brain-Bot,
Where: In the medibay (medi-bay) medibay (medi-bay)...we're the wrong
people to JP in this place...
When: Mac killed my inner child (it has as much relevance as ...
Uh, oh - That\'s no pussy. AIIIEEEEEE! It\'s a rogue Hamster!!!
Jul 1, 2003, 5:36pm
OOC: Wasn't exactly the start that I had written earlier, but I can
Who: Read'em and weep.
Where: In a dark room on a dark ship.
When: After a mug time! ;)
Jul 1, 2003, 6:31am
who: Jane John Jack Jack and Joe (wow, loadsa 'J's)
where: Apartment 17(a)
'...and that concludes the tour of our BLue Dwarf' Said Jane
enthusiastically, both Jacks, John and Sev ...
COME ON YOU F@@@IN PUSSY!!!!
Jun 30, 2003, 6:48pm
Who:- Jay, Tara, Phil
Where:- Original BD medi-bay
"Okay...dont normaly do this...but our test show and i cant belive I'm saying this...is that we need to get him drunk...then the d ...
Me head is all bubbly or something....
Jun 29, 2003, 3:11am
McGellen was standing there waiting. suddenly she saw herself back on Red
Dwarf with Lister and the others enjoying a party. She shook her head and
ran ofF. She had to get out of here! She ...
Nightmare on Blue Dwarf (part 2)
Jun 28, 2003, 9:47am
"So, what kind of things have happened to you while you've been aboard this ship?"
"We've dodged angry GELF's who wanted their dual photon cannons back, outran a Simulant cruiser acro ...
Seymour Niples-"Truly Pompous"
Jun 27, 2003, 11:51pm
Seymour Niples and his alternate double
Alternate Blue Dwarf
Alternate Seymour's quarters
The Seymours stood and looked at each other in disbelief.
"How is it possible that you are me? Seymo ...