Uh, oh - That\'s no pussy. AIIIEEEEEE! It\'s a rogue Hamster!!!
Jul 1, 2003, 5:36pm
OOC: Wasn't exactly the start that I had written earlier, but I can
Who: Read'em and weep.
Where: In a dark room on a dark ship.
When: After a mug time! ;)
Jul 1, 2003, 6:31am
who: Jane John Jack Jack and Joe (wow, loadsa 'J's)
where: Apartment 17(a)
'...and that concludes the tour of our BLue Dwarf' Said Jane
enthusiastically, both Jacks, John and Sev ...
COME ON YOU F@@@IN PUSSY!!!!
Jun 30, 2003, 6:48pm
Who:- Jay, Tara, Phil
Where:- Original BD medi-bay
"Okay...dont normaly do this...but our test show and i cant belive I'm saying this...is that we need to get him drunk...then the d ...
Me head is all bubbly or something....
Jun 29, 2003, 3:11am
McGellen was standing there waiting. suddenly she saw herself back on Red
Dwarf with Lister and the others enjoying a party. She shook her head and
ran ofF. She had to get out of here! She ...
Nightmare on Blue Dwarf (part 2)
Jun 28, 2003, 9:47am
"So, what kind of things have happened to you while you've been aboard this ship?"
"We've dodged angry GELF's who wanted their dual photon cannons back, outran a Simulant cruiser acro ...
Seymour Niples-"Truly Pompous"
Jun 27, 2003, 11:51pm
Seymour Niples and his alternate double
Alternate Blue Dwarf
Alternate Seymour's quarters
The Seymours stood and looked at each other in disbelief.
"How is it possible that you are me? Seymo ...
Nightmare on Blue Dwarf (part 1)
Jun 27, 2003, 7:31pm
Who: Dave Canazza, Donald Canazza and Timmy
Where: Alternate BD
I'm leaving the WHEN part out, cause smeg knows.
Having just killed off the second alternate Timmy, we find our Demented Duo w ...
What hit me?
Jun 27, 2003, 5:26pm
(note the best why to describe this post is to rember that Phil has been knocked about and is now on what can best be called "Good Sheeeet")
The blue one danced and danced and danced roun ...
Reviewing the troops
Jun 27, 2003, 4:51pm
"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special announcement," said the
clone of Lister over every radio and television channel available. "The
Empire has discovered the existence of an ...
Jun 27, 2003, 3:07pm
"MY SHIP!!!" Yelled alternate Dean running out of the drive room toward the area of the ship where the Raven had just throttled full-pelt into.
"WAHEY!" yel ...
Jun 27, 2003, 11:12am
Who:- A select handful of crew from both BD's
Where:- Alternate BD Drive Room
"Ok, no. Guys, watch my mouth. What is this you are talking about?" Jay talked slowly, like he was ...
Jun 25, 2003, 3:02pm
Who: Canazza, Timmy, Canazza #3
Where: Alternate Habitation Decks
Canazza followed the other one, who he found out was called 'Donald', down the dilapidated habitation decks ...
When Good rodents go Bad...
Jun 24, 2003, 7:52pm
Who: Emperors Keto and Cerebrum, and the Dark LordWhere: The eeeeevil throne roomWhen: Evil time
"Excuse us for a minute," Emperor Cerebrum said, then leaned over to EmperorKeto ...
Sitting back Jack, on the race track, gonna cut ourselves some slac
Jun 24, 2003, 11:34am
Who:Keats Keats Jack Jack and Severn
Where: Parrallel BD, Cargo bay 23 and outside the bridge
When: During and after Jacks lil run
Keats watched Jack desend into the arena, hed never really ...
The Wotsit Thingummers that drive the Smegger
Jun 23, 2003, 10:13pm
"Ok, rodger that Green midget 5, landing bay 17 is open, dock 4 please." said Dean, leaning over the comm console, and wondering why he, as current senior officer aboard the original Blu ...