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Uh, oh - That\'s no pussy. AIIIEEEEEE! It\'s a rogue Hamster!!!

Jul 1, 2003, 5:36pm by Unknown

OOC: Wasn't exactly the start that I had written earlier, but I can adapt... :) RPG: ==== Who: Read'em and weep. Where: In a dark room on a dark ship. When: After a mug time! ;) The ...

Parasites lost

Jul 1, 2003, 6:31am by Unknown

who: Jane John Jack Jack and Joe (wow, loadsa 'J's) where: Apartment 17(a) when: ummm '...and that concludes the tour of our BLue Dwarf' Said Jane enthusiastically, both Jacks, John and Sev ...

COME ON YOU F@@@IN PUSSY!!!!

Jun 30, 2003, 6:48pm by BaronVonLongman

Who:- Jay, Tara, Phil Where:- Original BD medi-bay   SNIP "Okay...dont normaly do this...but our test show and i cant belive I'm saying this...is that we need to get him drunk...then the d ...

Me head is all bubbly or something....

Jun 29, 2003, 3:11am by Unknown

McGellen was standing there waiting. suddenly she saw herself back on Red Dwarf with Lister and the others enjoying a party. She shook her head and ran ofF. She had to get out of here! She ...

Nightmare on Blue Dwarf (part 2)

Jun 28, 2003, 9:47am by Unknown

"So, what kind of things have happened to you while you've been aboard this ship?" "We've dodged angry GELF's who wanted their dual photon cannons back, outran a Simulant cruiser acro ...

Seymour Niples-"Truly Pompous"

Jun 27, 2003, 11:51pm by onion

Seymour Niples and his alternate double Alternate Blue Dwarf Alternate Seymour's quarters The Seymours stood and looked at each other in disbelief. "How is it possible that you are me? Seymo ...

Nightmare on Blue Dwarf (part 1)

Jun 27, 2003, 7:31pm by Unknown

Who: Dave Canazza, Donald Canazza and Timmy Where: Alternate BD I'm leaving the WHEN part out, cause smeg knows. Having just killed off the second alternate Timmy, we find our Demented Duo w ...

What hit me?

Jun 27, 2003, 5:26pm by Mobius

(note the best why to describe this post is to rember that Phil has been knocked about and is now on what can best be called "Good Sheeeet")   The blue one danced and danced and danced roun ...

Reviewing the troops

Jun 27, 2003, 4:51pm by Unknown

"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special announcement," said the clone of Lister over every radio and television channel available. "The Empire has discovered the existence of an ...

Piloting Problemos

Jun 27, 2003, 3:07pm by Unknown

CRASH..   "That..." "MY SHIP!!!" Yelled alternate Dean running out of the drive room toward the area of the ship where the Raven had just throttled full-pelt into. "WAHEY!" yel ...

Piloting Prowess

Jun 27, 2003, 11:12am by BaronVonLongman

Who:- A select handful of crew from both BD's Where:- Alternate BD Drive Room     "Ok, no. Guys, watch my mouth. What is this you are talking about?" Jay talked slowly, like he was ...

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Jun 25, 2003, 3:02pm by Unknown

Who: Canazza, Timmy, Canazza #3 Where: Alternate Habitation Decks When: Dinnertime Canazza followed the other one, who he found out was called 'Donald', down the dilapidated habitation decks ...

When Good rodents go Bad...

Jun 24, 2003, 7:52pm by Unknown

Who: Emperors Keto and Cerebrum, and the Dark LordWhere: The eeeeevil throne roomWhen: Evil time   "Excuse us for a minute," Emperor Cerebrum said, then leaned over to EmperorKeto ...

Sitting back Jack, on the race track, gonna cut ourselves some slac

Jun 24, 2003, 11:34am by Unknown

Who:Keats Keats Jack Jack and Severn Where: Parrallel BD, Cargo bay 23 and outside the bridge When: During and after Jacks lil run Keats watched Jack desend into the arena, hed never really ...

The Wotsit Thingummers that drive the Smegger

Jun 23, 2003, 10:13pm by Unknown

"Ok, rodger that Green midget 5, landing bay 17 is open, dock 4 please." said Dean, leaning over the comm console, and wondering why he, as current senior officer aboard the original Blu ...

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