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Guards - they're judge jury and executioner

Jul 3, 2003, 1:13pm by Unknown

"Rebel vessels, this is the Imperial Fleet," said a voice that brought to mind squirty flowers and giant shoes, "You are hereby ordered to lay down your weapons, surrender yourselve ...

**Mini-Action** Under Attack!

Jul 3, 2003, 11:51am by jhxmt

Who: Keto-Brain-Bot, Tara Where: Observation Deck When: Just after losing track of the rebel medical team =========================== "I could have sworn that they went this way," murmured t ...

Wirrals smells a hamster...

Jul 3, 2003, 11:35am by Unknown

Who?: Keith and Keith. Where?: Close to the action. When?: Just as Jay gets a curry. "...and this is the stasis room. I've been in there twice, and in the Medi-bay seven times." Keith gawpe ...

SOTM-June 2003

Jul 2, 2003, 9:42pm by onion

Hello all, This month the SOTM award for writing excellence is bestowed upon me, the Blue Dwarf's creator, I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ::ahem:: Anyway, the person I'd l ...

Niples+Butts-"Curry night"

Jul 1, 2003, 9:26pm by onion

Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts and Efof Our Blue Dwarf’s Promenade That hungering midnight hour, time for a curry!   Butts had reluctantly forced Seymour to do something “normal” and go f ...

Alive alive-o

Jul 1, 2003, 8:43pm by Unknown

Who: Canazza, Timmy, Donald Canazza, KBB, Byron, Alternate keto. Where: Alternate BD When: Slightly after the nanosecond before the post began. He walked over to a wall communicator, ...

OOC: Oops, my mistake!

Jul 1, 2003, 8:21pm by jhxmt

Just realised I made a big mistake in the Joint Post Becca and I just wrote... The doctor on the rebel BD should be *Charles* Keto, not *Xavier* Keto...because in this universe, Xavier Ket ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Uh, oh - That\'s no pussy. AIIIEEEEEE! It\'s a rogue Hamster!!!

Jul 1, 2003, 7:51pm by BaronVonLongman

Which one the one where you insult Jay in the poem ior the one where you insult Insurance peeps?!   :D ----- Original Message ----- From: White Wolf To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com S ...

My Brain's Doing Weird Things With My Head Again

Jul 1, 2003, 7:41pm by jhxmt

Who: Tara, Keto-Brain-Bot, Where: In the medibay (medi-bay) medibay (medi-bay)...we're the wrong people to JP in this place... When: Mac killed my inner child (it has as much relevance as ...

Uh, oh - That\'s no pussy. AIIIEEEEEE! It\'s a rogue Hamster!!!

Jul 1, 2003, 5:36pm by Unknown

OOC: Wasn't exactly the start that I had written earlier, but I can adapt... :) RPG: ==== Who: Read'em and weep. Where: In a dark room on a dark ship. When: After a mug time! ;) The ...

Parasites lost

Jul 1, 2003, 6:31am by Unknown

who: Jane John Jack Jack and Joe (wow, loadsa 'J's) where: Apartment 17(a) when: ummm '...and that concludes the tour of our BLue Dwarf' Said Jane enthusiastically, both Jacks, John and Sev ...

COME ON YOU F@@@IN PUSSY!!!!

Jun 30, 2003, 6:48pm by BaronVonLongman

Who:- Jay, Tara, Phil Where:- Original BD medi-bay   SNIP "Okay...dont normaly do this...but our test show and i cant belive I'm saying this...is that we need to get him drunk...then the d ...

Me head is all bubbly or something....

Jun 29, 2003, 3:11am by Unknown

McGellen was standing there waiting. suddenly she saw herself back on Red Dwarf with Lister and the others enjoying a party. She shook her head and ran ofF. She had to get out of here! She ...

Nightmare on Blue Dwarf (part 2)

Jun 28, 2003, 9:47am by Unknown

"So, what kind of things have happened to you while you've been aboard this ship?" "We've dodged angry GELF's who wanted their dual photon cannons back, outran a Simulant cruiser acro ...

Seymour Niples-"Truly Pompous"

Jun 27, 2003, 11:51pm by onion

Seymour Niples and his alternate double Alternate Blue Dwarf Alternate Seymour's quarters The Seymours stood and looked at each other in disbelief. "How is it possible that you are me? Seymo ...

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