Meanwhile...
Oct 10, 2001, 7:56pm
Who: Katrina Swete
Where: A scutter broom closet
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As the shit started to hit the fan on Blue Dwarf, the regular, blond and
sweet Kat ...
Re:
Oct 10, 2001, 7:29pm
"I'm affraid the cyanide gas canister has run out, all we have left is
helium",
"Well use helium" he said, this made Alota grin even more, you see what the
muppet hamster didn't realise was ...
E-mail address change
Oct 10, 2001, 5:37pm
Now, for those who haven't guess the purpose of this message, my e-
mail adress is changing to benn@.... ...
here he comes to save the ...oh, the've buggered off
Oct 10, 2001, 4:34pm
Who : Phil from BD
Where : Where Tara + Keto etc, where being held
When : Just after they escaped
Phil came running down the corridor sreaming and brandising two bazzokoids. He was in ful ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Oh Well....
Oct 10, 2001, 3:57pm
Who:- Jay, vanessa, Tara, L'Ontar. Dr. "Take advantage of your goat when you're not home" Keto
When:- now
Where:- Red Dwarf brig
Jay couldn't help it..he had to laugh.
Watching Keto get s ...
Oh Well....
Oct 10, 2001, 3:25pm
Who: Dr "I spank midgets" Keto, Jay "Fly then Float" Chrysler, Tara + bump, L'ontar (I shall refrain making comments about you as i do not know you... but it will not last bwahahahaha ;) )
W ...
WANTED: Cleaner
Oct 10, 2001, 3:01pm
Who: Colxfile
When: 2 days after he started cleaning up the mining section
Where:He doesn't really know
"2 Days!", he thought to himself as he yanked another mining laser
from beneath a rogu ...
LONGWOODS FINAL NOMINATIONS
Oct 10, 2001, 2:46pm
THE FINAL NOMINATIONS FOR THE LONGWOOD AWARDS ARE AS FOLLOWS:-
BEST COMMAND OFFICER
SEYMOUR NIPLES
WHITE WOLF
ALOTA VIAGRA
BEST MEDICAL/ PSYCHIATRIC OFFICER
CHARLES KETO
PATRICK CEREBRUM ...
It\'s Like A Game of Sardines...With Bars and Guns and a Bedpan
Oct 10, 2001, 2:14pm
Who - Dr Keto, Vanessa, Tara, Tara's Bump, L'Ontar, Jay "Fly then
Float" Chrysler
When - Soon after the time you should have got a new watch battery
Where - Red Dwarf Brig
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4 star accomodation, en-suite bedpan, all inclusive
Oct 10, 2001, 1:34pm
Who:- Jay, Vanessa, Tara, Taras' bump, L'ontar, Dr "i spank midgets' Keto
When:- time you got a watch
Where:- Red Dwarf brig
"hardly luxury accomodation is it?" Keto complained in the cra ...
LONGWOOD AWARDS
Oct 10, 2001, 1:26pm
closing time for the nominations is 9pm GMT tonight (10/10/01)
the next heat will be up tonight, oh and as Jo reminded me a category for best engineer will be added.
...
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Oct 10, 2001, 12:34pm
OOC: If I get this completely wrong just change the parts to suit your needs. I'm just a muppet what do you expect.
Where: Drive room
When: Your guess is as good as mine!
Who: I haven't a ...
what now?
Oct 10, 2001, 10:44am
Everybody aboard the cell on Red Dwarf sighed. L'ontar
turned to Jay and asked just where the smeg they were.
When Jay said they were on the red dwarf l'ontar
looked shocked and mentioned th ...
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