Apr 3, 2001, 6:17am
After reams and reams of script pages seemed to flood Stewie's office, He noticed that
it was time to give the monthly collection of survellaince tapes to Security so ...
gravity is a harsh mistress
Apr 3, 2001, 5:38am
"Ok, you win, Harris. Now get me down from here." Dren shouted, but it was
too late, Harris was walking away. "Great," Dren muttered to himself, "That
guy's off-balance. He needs medicatio ...
Zero Gravity Medical Disaster
Apr 2, 2001, 8:46pm
Dr Keto, having returned to the medibay after failing to find
Shakespeare or Coffey, was now glaring at Wildflower and the Big Pink
Tree, who were having a game of Scrabble in the corner o ...
Apr 3, 2001, 9:16pm
Attention! Attention! For the Next five hours gravity generation systems will be deactivated.
During this time there will be no gravity. Please refrain from fa ...
bored bored bored bored bored bored
Apr 2, 2001, 9:00pm
Jay was beginning to realise what an asshole Kayn could be when he was pisssed off,
The entire drive room staff had been given the day off to either participate in, or watch robot wars Hol ...
OOC: New Parrotts Bar Website
Apr 2, 2001, 2:54pm
There is now an official Parrotts Bar 2001 website: parrottsbar.homestead.com Hope you like it!
Onion: Please put a link to it on the site. ...
Harris \'You asked for it!\'
Apr 2, 2001, 11:22am
Dren rolls up his sleeves and spits on the floor.
Whatever you say." Harris said calmy.
Twenty mintues later
Where - somewhere with a very deep pit
Harris merely chewed his gum watching as ...
A war you say
Apr 2, 2001, 11:11am
You don't Harris that well then since Harris doesn't give a toss
about his command and I think a war will be intere ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Harris \'oh sod it, can\'t think of a title
Apr 2, 2001, 3:29am
"You gonna take a swing at me, you pansy. I dare you. You already have one
hell of a lawsuit coming your way. You're smegging goon patrol picked me up
on trumped up charges and left me to ...
Dave for a day
Apr 1, 2001, 7:09pm
Should be a laugh, why not!
Harris 'oh sod it, can't think of a title
Apr 1, 2001, 6:12pm
"How long Holly?" Harris enquired.
"You can kept a reponse in over a week." Holly answered. "Providing that she does reply'."
"Holly." Harris said.
"Yes?" Holly asked.
"Shut up an ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Katrina + Niples \"What\'s that in the air?\"
Apr 1, 2001, 2:59pm
Katrina but her lip. She didn't want to tell Alotta everything. Wait a
minute. There was nothing to tell. Yet.
"I told the Captain I love him," she admitted joyfully.
Alotta gaped. "How'd he ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Jailbreak pt2
Apr 1, 2001, 8:07am
Somebody was going to pay for this. Locked up for three days without food and a
mad mexican coackroach. The captain or Harris or somebody. Look out Blue Dwarf
-- The Hawk is Loose!
Poll results for JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Apr 1, 2001, 6:21am
The following JMC_Blue_Dwarf poll is now closed. Here are the
POLL QUESTION: Since Stewie can't seem to write a
musical, he is going to get the rights
to a Broadway musica ...
Apr 1, 2001, 4:36am
Dren felt like a complete twit. He's been locked in jail for nearly three
days, correction, unlocked in jail. He couldn't decide who was the bigger
morn, himeself for not checking the door ...