Birds and the Bees

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The other Dwarfers who'd made it to the Fun House, wondered where the hell the music was coming from. They followed the sound, traipsing through the mangle room, and looked through the door.
They never would have predicted the sight that greeted them in a million years. Or three.
A bloody, beaten Solvay, was laughing, smiling and dancing, on a trampoline, with an open shirted, blood spattered Jade, who was also laughing happily, to a song from a cheesy twentieth century romance flick.
Jacky lifted his goggles and blinked, deadpan.
“Wasn’t expecting that."
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Jacky then said, “Do you see what I see or am I still tripping?” Jaxx replied, “Totally Goggle dude. Alex dude is totally smiling and it looks like he and Doc B like to play rough.” Evelina replied, “That is some hardcore foreplay.” Jaxx asked, “What’s foreplay?” Jacky said, “You know……....knocking boots,……the ole’ in and out,……. having relations………………………..as in sex.” Jaxx looked puzzled again as asked, “What’s sex?” Jacky put his hands in the air and looked at Evelina as he said, “I’ll let you take that one.” Evelina dropped her jaw at Jacky for putting her on the spot and then looked at the puzzled Jaxx as she whispered to him on the headset.

Jaxx nodded as he replied, “Ok…….uh huh……..ewwww gnarly. And humans do that stuff?” Evelina nodded as she said, “Most creatures do it to.” Jaxx shuttered at the thought as Evelina giggled at him. Then as Jaxx recovered he asked, “So exactly how does it work?” Evelina blushed, as she was not ready to answer that question in public. Evelina tried to find a way out of answering Jaxx’s question as she nervously looked around. Suddenly Zod began barking at the two dead worms on the floor. Evelina sighed in relief as Zod helped he avoid Jaxx’s question.

Jaxx walked over to Zod and looked at the dead worms as he said, “What is it boy? Did ya like find something?” Zod pointed at the dead worms with his paws for Jaxx. Then Jaxx picked up one of the dead worms and looked at it carefully. Jaxx noticed the segmented worm had a large suction mouth and several small teeth. As Jaxx studied the leech he had an epiphany as he said, “Hey guys I think I know why Alex dude scared off Zod. I bet he totally had one of these bugs on them cause Zod doesn’t like the bugs and he totally didn’t like Alex dude for a while, but now Alex is not scary anymore.” Jacky nodded as she replied, “I wouldn’t be surprised with out track record.”

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