The Great Outdoors [FPF]

I find myself humming a song and then eventually singing a song for some odd reason.
“Dum dum doo doo doo.
Do Do Do.
(In the Garden of Eden)
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you”

Eve babe interrupts as she says, “Um Jaxx I think you got the lyrics wrong.” I reply, “Really?” Eve babe replies, “Yeah its In a gadda da vida, baby not in the garden of Eden. “ I feel silly as I reply, “Oh my bad Eve babe. I don’t even know where that song came from. It was like floating around in my head and stuff.” Eve babe giggled a bit before she said, “You sound so evil with that Darth Vader voice. Are you sure you can’t change it?” I try to change it with no success and reply, “Sorry Eve babe this is the only sound that works. Does my voice like scare you?” Eve babe replies, “Of course not Jaxx but you kind of sound like an old evil man with asthma.” I laugh as I realize Eve babe is right and reply, “Wow Eve babe your right. I guess the voice totally need the black costume to get the whole wicked effect and all.” Eve babe replies, “Yeah I guess it does. Hey Jaxx does your music still work?” I check and find a nice song for Eve babe and play “Easy by Faith No More.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-qX8QRMIN0

Eve babe smiles as she says, “Nice one Jaxx. Are you trying to get me in the mood?” I am confused as I reply, “Mood for what Eve babe?” Eve babe looks like she is about to reply then hesitates for a moment. After a minute she replies, “Sorry Jaxx I almost spoiled the honeymoon surprise.” I realize she wants to surprise me with something on our honeymoon and let the subject go. Then I ask, “Hey Eve babe are you doing ok? I mean it is totally hot and stuff out here.” Eve babe replies, “A little but between the MACO armor and my GELF DNA it’s not as bad as it should be. Also the supplies we got from that old perv are helpful too.” I am relieved to hear that from her and it dawns on me that I am picking something up on my scanners so I turn off the music. I stop to get a better scan of what I found and say, “Hey Eve babe I got something on my scanners.” Eve babe replies, “What is it Jaxx? Try to focus on it.”

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Initiate reboot.
Silicon dioxide detected.
Scanning.
Error. Scanning functions limited. Damage detected from electromagnetic source. Repairs initiated time to functionality 100% pending calculation.
Time estimate increasing due to recent increased electromagnetic damage.
Silicon dioxide detected. Particles range in diameter from 0.0625 mm (or 1⁄16 mm) to 2 mm. Quantity in the metric tonnage. Estimate may be inaccurate. Probability of greater quantity likely.
Visual tracking for recent humanoids designated ally or other.
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As I zoom in my scan I pick up energy signals and a small metal ball. I tell Eve babe, “Looks like a metal energy ball. Do you like think it could be that Kenny dude?” Eve babe replies, “You mean the AI?” I answer, “Yeah Kenny Dude. He sometimes looks like a wicked blue ball of light.” Eve babe says, “Lets check it out.” As Eve babe and I continue to track the item on my scanner we eventually a metal ball in the mouth of a rather large snake. Eve babe says, “Um Jaxx how about you take care of this one.” I reply, “Sure thing Eve babe.” Then I whip out my holowhips and lash off the snake’s head. Then I grab the tail of the wiggling snake and shake the body till the metal ball falls out into the sand. Before I move Eve babe says, “Hey Jaxx let me see that snake.” I reply, “Umm ok Eve babe.” I hand Eve babe the snake and watch as she uses her MACO knife to gut the snake and remove the meat from it. Then she pulls out a small copper pot she got from the old perv and placed it in the pot. I ask, “Whatcha doin Eve babe?” Eve babe replies, “Just making dinner for later.” Then Eve babe pours some olive oil, water, and some herbs in the pot before closing the top and locking it. Then Eve babe hands me the pot to hold as she says, “Jaxx could you hold this in the sun to cook since your body can stand the heat?” I take the pot in my claw and rest the base on my body as I reply, “Sure thing Eve babe. What about Kenny dude?” Eve babe covers Kenny dude in sand then wipes off the snake goo as she looks at the metal orb and says, “Hello Kenny? If your working its me Evelina and Jaxx.” Kenny dude replies like he has a bad speaker, “Greeee……ngs my sys…sys…system …………is pariing.”

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