Monster holding a world in his tentacle

Cassandra: Where responses were due

Bit of a back post frenzy I'm afraid - had a very busy week last week, but normal service has now been resumed :) Who: Cass, Jay, Phil When: Just after Phil materialised (i ...

Aye Carumba!

He knew that it'd take the best part of an hour for the lift to take him down to the engineering deck, so he plugged the headphones into the socket on the armrest of his chair and pres ...

Gomez: Monkey wrenching around

WHO: Alfredo Gomez WHERE: Blue Dwarf, Engineering Auxiliary Control Room WHEN: Whilst the Captain elections are going on. Gomez had been keeping himself busy in the few days that he'd b ...

And we interuppt this action to bring you a short drama break...

Seymour, excited about this possible royal connection,his mouth open and eyes wide, looked round just as the Fecalitor grenade went off and caused the Hamza squid to soil itself, exp ...

I present..The Fecalatior

As Jay went to save the trainee doctor, Justin sidled up to Phil and Seymour. “So, you're the one I've heard about who's died more times as me.... well... almost.” Phil nodded, not rea ...

Beware the hardlight boob grabber!

"EVERBODY DOWN!" Davie's voice boomed... Everyone obeyed except Phi. "What?"  A millisecond later a large, damp tentacle wrapped around her waist... Justin watched ...

No Touchy!

"First..." he said menacingly "Promise me you're not gonna go around trying to touch up Cass all the time" before adding "....or Phi." "I wo- I won't." Said Justin, ...

Happy reunions

Phil looked at Jay,looked as Cass and grinned again. *inside Phil's Mind * {Troll Mode activated} "So..Jay..that Cass..she got a great ass does she not?" "Shut up ...

"Captain Cucumber?"

They walked up the corridor to catch up with the others. Seymour looked like he was going to ask an important question. “So when it comes down to it, do I have your vote?” He said awkwar ...

Strange Company, Indeed.

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Whatever happened to Justin Pancake?

Life as a Hologram is hard, but not hard enough as Justin Pancake found out. When: 3 million years ago Justin Pancake screamed as the explosion destroyed his holographic body. The pain ...

Seymour's poster campaign

"Then it's settled" Jay said "Everyone grab a gun, or three" he eyed Davie for a second, spotting the weapons he was already carrying "Or twenty-three, whatever, and lets move out. S ...

To (what's left of) the medi-bay!

"The medibay?" "Oh that. I'm not sure. It looks all right, but it does border on the dangerous zones. There's probably a safe-ish route there but I can't tell you what that is." ...

NEVER Vote for Phi!

"Please, please, please don't vote for me to be Captain!" Phi blurted out loudly, disrupting the various conversations of the nearby crew. She had her eyes closed tightly and she was holdin ...

Tales from the Time Fridge - Part 1

He kicked the white device with his foot. “Got the time fridge working again then?” he said to Jay. “Cassandra Jones” he said “Meet, Phil FeBuggure….” "The pl ...

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