Dec 22, 2012, 9:16pm
A burst of sparks erupted over Plisken’s head. A Huzzard screamed at the top of his voice before charging at Plisken, who only narrowly dodged out of the way. A sharp spear thudded into th ...
Blow it up so that you can blow it up.
Dec 22, 2012, 3:52am
"I think the guys are under some kind of spell or hypnosis or something."
"Well, I do not like it."
"Well you're going to have to like it, because without the KissMammals we're ne ...
Like Lambs to the Arachdok
Dec 22, 2012, 1:16am
Five days later...
Roboshah glanced around to check that none of the other women were watching, and ceased cramming incredible things into Seymour's happy mouth. He groaned merrily, stret ...
The KissMammal 3000
Dec 21, 2012, 9:05pm
"Maybe he took his watch with him!" Justin shouted optimistically. He beamed off of the watch he was currently on, and returned shortly after.
"Any luck?" Bedge asked.
"Don't talk ...
The Beasts with 3 Breasts.
Dec 20, 2012, 7:54pm
Jacky was excited because he hadn't had sex before. He'd had many a relationship, some more successful than others, but he'd never slept with someone. "And what a lucky break, too" he though ...
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Dec 20, 2012, 3:04pm
Bedge lumbered along the corridor, various laundry items adorning his once filthy and murderous now clean and domestic frame.
What was that odd sound assaulting his audio receptors? He near ...
Preparing to save the day.
Dec 19, 2012, 8:05pm
Jacky made himself at ease, brushed his shirt, and began to grumble, since he hated surprises, if they were negative. While the others discussed the situation without him, he muttered.
Dec 19, 2012, 2:57pm
"Terminate sequence. Disable level four safety constraints. Reroute grid eighteen via thirty five. Feedback nineteen"
"Charge exchange coils. Patch me through"
*Action* - Apocalypse
Dec 18, 2012, 12:35am
Phil walked back in and cleared his throat.
"Afraid we haven't quite made it back to our original time."
Alex felt his heart sink.
"Well where and when are we then?" Snapped S ...
Let's Do The Time Warp... Again
Dec 15, 2012, 2:33pm
"Is this some kind of joke?"
The others frowned. "What d'you mean?" said Phil.
"What I mean is, which bloody joker put this in?"
He held the paper up for them all to see.
It was a ...
Maybe This Was A Bad Idea
Dec 15, 2012, 12:20pm
Plisken woke the next morning, still hanging upside down, next to Jacky and Justin.
"Well," said Plisken, "this is one pile of smeg we got ourselves into."
The other 2 men just turned and ...
The Three Smegs.
Dec 14, 2012, 11:25pm
Jacky suddenly felt his face drain. He'd been acting so immature. No supervision around, and he'd already been more violent in a day than he had been in his life. He'd done it to a hologram, ...
Looks Like I Got Invovled After All
Dec 14, 2012, 3:55pm
"Where's the Arboretum? And what the hell is a Huzzard?" asked Plisken looking from Jacky to Justin.
"Jacky, where did you find this guy? A Huzzard is a strange lizzard like thing."
Horseplay p2 - Let's Do The Time Warp
Dec 13, 2012, 5:54pm
Let's Do The Time Warp
The bed was warm and comfortable, Jessica lie behind him, playing with his hair. It felt good. She slipped her hand down his back and over his chest. He turned a ...
Horseplay p1 - Ippy Dippy My Space-Shippy
Dec 13, 2012, 5:52pm
Ippy Dippy My Space-Shippy
“You've all seen what Britney's capable of. You've seen the shit THIS CLONE has built from the scraps we've got on this ship! WHAT ELSE IS SHE CAPABLE O ...