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Burying the hatchet...

Jan 24, 2013, 11:53pm by BaronVonLongman

"So, Jaxx..." began Cass "a regular superman, eh?" "Well, I don't mean to brag, but-" Jaxx began "Then don't." Cass silenced him. "When you're checked out by Phi, you're coming ...

Normal at this point.

Jan 24, 2013, 9:45pm by Jackykong

"I'm not surprised at all." Jacky said. the eyes on Jaxx all shifted to Jacky, expectantly. "You were a scientist... Were you involved in the project?" Jay asked. Jacky paus ...

Movie Night

Jan 24, 2013, 12:01pm by Jaxx

They looked like the filthy, gore covered, ragged survivors of a zompocalypse movie. A pornographic zompocalypse movie. She dropped her scone to the floor in astonishment, and utter ...

Well you don't see that every day.

Jan 24, 2013, 1:05am by Alex Solvay

“Let go of him.” “Of course, I-” “Now.” Katrina's voice was level and harsh. Jaxx obediently opened his arms. Kat booted herself from a metal shelving unit to swoop Max up in ...

The Mourning After

Jan 22, 2013, 1:17am by Jaxx

More by lucky chance than by good planning, Jaxx hit the gantry very close to a panicky looking Jagara who turned to flee but quickly fell beneath a vicious onslaught of teeth and claws as h ...

Revulsion

Jan 21, 2013, 11:49pm by Locke

When: Before the worst of the rampant homoeroticism Who: Cass / Katrina Where: GELF encampment “Mph” Cass jerked awake with a throbbing head and her long hair in disarray all arou ...

Pass the Ketchup............Please

Jan 21, 2013, 3:30am by Jaxx

It was about then that C-deck's artificial grav decided to fail. Everyone lost their anchorage and began to lift from the floor. Several floating GELFs took this as their chance to ...

Bring Me Sunshine

Jan 20, 2013, 11:54pm by Alex Solvay

The blood spurted, the newcomer dined and the crew goggled in alarm. The disgusting display did nothing for Alex's sickly come-down. All the while “Cindy Crawford” clung to him tightly. ...

OOC - To anyone using Jaxx

Jan 20, 2013, 3:54pm by Jaxx

If a Pleasure GELF tries to seduce Jaxx it will only work if he is not hungry otherwise he will only see food since his urge to eat is stronger than his urge to mate. So Jaxx will most like ...

The time for negotiation...

Jan 19, 2013, 6:29am by Jackykong

Jaxx gave a hungry shark smile as he yelled "FEEDING FRENZY" as he leaped right the nearest GELF and shot it point blank in the mouth. The blast took the head clean off the GELF as p ...

Feeding Frenzy

Jan 19, 2013, 5:30am by Jaxx

The GELFs swarmed over the unfortunate Dwarfers like ants upon a discarded jam sandwich. As one of them read Alex's recent thoughts and became the 20th century fashion model Cindy C ...

How Many GELFs Does It Take To Blow A Light Bulb?

Jan 18, 2013, 10:48pm by Alex Solvay

He was harder than long division. Long division scrawled across shin guards, which had been fashioned from reinforced armadillo hide, specially commissioned, at gunpoint, by 21st century mea ...

ENTER THE MACO

Jan 18, 2013, 12:45am by Jaxx

Meanwhile in a secret lab on the Blue Dwarf…. Jaxx is in the middle of using two large war hammers to smash cute little moles that pop their heads from small moon craters. The moles gi ...

OOC - DJVII

Jan 17, 2013, 11:39pm by onion

Hello there lovely BDers. I wondered if any of you had considered going to this year's Dimension Jump, the convention for Red Dwarf fans. It'll be on the DJXVII will be held over the weekend ...

It's just a flesh wound!

Jan 17, 2013, 11:21pm by BaronVonLongman

That was when someone new entered the cargo bay. “Hey you guys!” Shouted the man. “Who are you?” Seymour snapped. "My name is Nathan, I've just woken up from s ...

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