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The time for negotiation...

Jan 19, 2013, 6:29am by Jackykong

Jaxx gave a hungry shark smile as he yelled "FEEDING FRENZY" as he leaped right the nearest GELF and shot it point blank in the mouth. The blast took the head clean off the GELF as p ...

Feeding Frenzy

Jan 19, 2013, 5:30am by Jaxx

The GELFs swarmed over the unfortunate Dwarfers like ants upon a discarded jam sandwich. As one of them read Alex's recent thoughts and became the 20th century fashion model Cindy C ...

How Many GELFs Does It Take To Blow A Light Bulb?

Jan 18, 2013, 10:48pm by Alex Solvay

He was harder than long division. Long division scrawled across shin guards, which had been fashioned from reinforced armadillo hide, specially commissioned, at gunpoint, by 21st century mea ...

ENTER THE MACO

Jan 18, 2013, 12:45am by Jaxx

Meanwhile in a secret lab on the Blue Dwarf…. Jaxx is in the middle of using two large war hammers to smash cute little moles that pop their heads from small moon craters. The moles gi ...

OOC - DJVII

Jan 17, 2013, 11:39pm by onion

Hello there lovely BDers. I wondered if any of you had considered going to this year's Dimension Jump, the convention for Red Dwarf fans. It'll be on the DJXVII will be held over the weekend ...

It's just a flesh wound!

Jan 17, 2013, 11:21pm by BaronVonLongman

That was when someone new entered the cargo bay. “Hey you guys!” Shouted the man. “Who are you?” Seymour snapped. "My name is Nathan, I've just woken up from s ...

Spit roasted

Jan 17, 2013, 9:39pm by Locke

Earlier Who: Cassandra, Katrina Where: Katrina & Jay's quarters When: Meeting after Cass briefly detoured via Hangar D “Max!?” Katrina banged through into the darkened bedro ...

Belhaphasaran hostage

Jan 17, 2013, 9:13am by onion

Everything suddenly became arousing. The right feel of the bonds that were tying his hands together, and keeping him on the floor, arousing. The feel of the cold metal cargobay floor on his ...

DUCK!!

Jan 15, 2013, 10:57pm by BlackRogure96

Dazed and not knowing where he was Nathan stepped forward, not realizing that the stasis door hadn't opened fully. His head bounced off the door sending him to the floor. When he finally reg ...

Gone to pieces

Jan 14, 2013, 10:47pm by Locke

The small, sensible, part of his brain prayed silently that all he'd been through in the last few days would give Alex a heart attack, thus rendering him unable to “lightsabre” w ...

OOC - Scuttercast & BD podcast

Jan 14, 2013, 11:02am by onion

OOC - Hi guys, mega apologies for not posting yet this year, I'm still trying to get my life back to normality! If you didn't already know or saw on Facebook, I got engaged last week which I ...

Glowstix

Jan 13, 2013, 3:40pm by Alex Solvay

Alex's eyes widened as he felt a stirring beneath his hospital gown. “Oh smeg, no. Really, no” he murmured, and tried to think of Seymour barking orders – that was usually enou ...

Oh myyy....

Jan 12, 2013, 10:58pm by Jackykong

"Unfortunately, he also said something about there being too much Phil in it and as a side effect, would give all of you gentlemen a temporary case of Priapism for a couple of days.. ...

Age

Jan 12, 2013, 4:55pm by Mobius64

Plisken sighed as Cass was still laughing. "I'm too old for this smeg," muttered a rather annoyed Plisken, shaking his head to fix his hat. ...

OOC -

Jan 12, 2013, 12:34pm by BaronVonLongman

WW - Alex is right, Candice and the other new guy both quit because we allow people to post as other characters ...

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