The Mourning After
Jan 21, 2013, 8:17pm
More by lucky chance than by good planning, Jaxx hit the gantry very close to a panicky looking Jagara who turned to flee but quickly fell beneath a vicious onslaught of teeth and claws as h ...
Jan 21, 2013, 6:49pm
When: Before the worst of the rampant homoeroticism
Who: Cass / Katrina
Where: GELF encampment
“Mph” Cass jerked awake with a throbbing head and her long hair in disarray all arou ...
Pass the Ketchup............Please
Jan 20, 2013, 10:30pm
It was about then that C-deck's artificial grav decided to fail. Everyone lost their anchorage and began to lift from the floor.
Several floating GELFs took this as their chance to ...
Bring Me Sunshine
Jan 20, 2013, 6:54pm
The blood spurted, the newcomer dined and the crew goggled in alarm. The disgusting display did nothing for Alex's sickly come-down. All the while “Cindy Crawford” clung to him tightly. ...
OOC - To anyone using Jaxx
Jan 20, 2013, 10:54am
If a Pleasure GELF tries to seduce Jaxx it will only work if he is not hungry otherwise he will only see food since his urge to eat is stronger than his urge to mate. So Jaxx will most like ...
The time for negotiation...
Jan 19, 2013, 1:29am
Jaxx gave a hungry shark smile as he yelled "FEEDING FRENZY" as he leaped right the nearest GELF and shot it point blank in the mouth. The blast took the head clean off the GELF as p ...
Jan 19, 2013, 12:30am
The GELFs swarmed over the unfortunate Dwarfers like ants upon a discarded jam sandwich.
As one of them read Alex's recent thoughts and became the 20th century fashion model Cindy C ...
How Many GELFs Does It Take To Blow A Light Bulb?
Jan 18, 2013, 5:48pm
He was harder than long division. Long division scrawled across shin guards, which had been fashioned from reinforced armadillo hide, specially commissioned, at gunpoint, by 21st century mea ...
ENTER THE MACO
Jan 17, 2013, 7:45pm
Meanwhile in a secret lab on the Blue Dwarf….
Jaxx is in the middle of using two large war hammers to smash cute little moles that pop their heads from small moon craters. The moles gi ...
OOC - DJVII
Jan 17, 2013, 6:39pm
Hello there lovely BDers. I wondered if any of you had considered going to this year's Dimension Jump, the convention for Red Dwarf fans. It'll be on the DJXVII will be held over the weekend ...
It's just a flesh wound!
Jan 17, 2013, 6:21pm
That was when someone new entered the cargo bay. “Hey you guys!” Shouted the man.
“Who are you?” Seymour snapped.
"My name is Nathan, I've just woken up from s ...
Jan 17, 2013, 4:39pm
Who: Cassandra, Katrina
Where: Katrina & Jay's quarters
When: Meeting after Cass briefly detoured via Hangar D
“Max!?” Katrina banged through into the darkened bedro ...
Jan 17, 2013, 4:13am
Everything suddenly became arousing. The right feel of the bonds that were tying his hands together, and keeping him on the floor, arousing. The feel of the cold metal cargobay floor on his ...
Jan 15, 2013, 5:57pm
Dazed and not knowing where he was Nathan stepped forward, not realizing that the stasis door hadn't opened fully. His head bounced off the door sending him to the floor. When he finally reg ...
Gone to pieces
Jan 14, 2013, 5:47pm
The small, sensible, part of his brain prayed silently that all he'd been through in the last few days would give Alex a heart attack, thus rendering him unable to “lightsabre” w ...