The Hitcher

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She frowned, not sure if he was joking again. It could be difficult to tell when he was and when he wasn't, the guy had a very strange sense of humor.
"Well Jay's in trouble, he's down the hole"
At this she noticed Alex's face grew concerned, maybe he really couldn't read it.
"And Jaxx and Davie have gone in after him."
"Erm..."
"What do we do?"
"Tell Seymour, I guess."
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Jay, Cass, WW, Jacky, Davie and Jaxx continued to make their way down the dark warrens. The only source of light in the pitch black tunnels was the torch held by Jay. A very scared Cassandra held Jay's hand tightly as they led the way for the others behind them. White Wolf walked on all fours and kept sniffing for danger. Jacky was nervously sucking on a lollypop. Davie and Jaxx were stealthy walking from behind as they were ready for an ambush.

Eventually Jay came up to a four way split in the tunnels. "Damn!" muttered Jay as he tried to figure which tunnel to take. Jay looked at WW and asked, "What do you think White Wolf?" White Wolf sniffed the air and then made a nasty face as he began to scurry back. Davie and Jaxx stepped forward to protect the others if needed. Jay and Cass stepped back as they heard footsteps approaching.

The shadows slowly approached from all four tunnels. "One of the shadows said, "Well well well kiddies. What do we have here in Baboo Yagu's burrows? The shadow stepped into the light for the crew to see. The crew saw an old cockney man with long grey hair, green skin, a large Polo mint over his left eye , a top hat and black and red clothing. One of the other shadows asked, "What shall we do with them Boss Hitcher?" The Hitcher rubbed his chin as he mulled over a few ideas then smiled at Cass with an evil smile and nasty teeth. Jay looked at the Hitcher and yelled, "You touch her and you die!" The Hitcher smiled and then laughed as he said, "Your to tense me boyo. Lemme play ya a tune to calm yer nerves." The Hitcher reached into his trench coat and pulled out a small accordion.

The crew was confused by the Hitcher and his men as they prepared for a fight. Suddenly the Hitcher burst out into a song about eels.

"EELS"
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

Eels! Eels (x14) Give it up now! Eels!

While listening to the song the crew members begin going into a trance, followed by a nightmare of eels squirming through all their body cavities.

Eels, eels, give it up now!
Eels, eels, give it up now!

Jay dropped his torch as he curled up into a ball. Cass quickly went into shock as she spazzed out till she passed out. White Wolf quickly tried to dig his way out only to get stuck in the hole he made. Jacky quickly passed out and bumped his head hard on the ground.

Elements of the past
And elements of the future
Comin atcha
I'm the Hitcher
Let me put you in the picture!

Davie and Jaxx fought the pain as they staggered toward the Hitcher only to pass out from the pain before reaching him.

Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

The Hitcher laughed as he finished the song. One of the Hitcher's minions asked, "What shall we do with them Boss?" The Hitcher smiled at Cass and said, "Take the blokes to the cells for torture and take the lass to my private torture chamber. I'm gonna enjoy her company for a spell." The minions quickly picked up the fallen crew members and carried them off while the Hitcher gave a wicked laugh and danced behind his men.