Now...bring forth the bottle of fizzy drink....
Apr 14, 2003, 1:56pm
When the dust cleared, Cannon was bound and gagged to chair which had magically appeared.
"And you said it wouldn't work!" Jay said smirking "Dwarfers 1, Loooooosers Nil!" he said mocking Ca ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A cunning trap...version 2
Apr 13, 2003, 4:40pm
Phil looked round and just raised an eyebrow Roger moore style, which had the affect of making it appear about 6 inches above his head...
"Now can we PLEASE get to work?"
"I have an Id ...
Hallucinations and the Undead. Oh Smeg.
Apr 13, 2003, 11:57am
"You are a map" Dean said poking the map
"Ow!" the map hissed then started spitting out map pins at Dean
"Hey hey hey calm down you stubburn piece of walking on thin
ice plastic don't make m ...
Menacing Pirate Cabin-boys
Apr 12, 2003, 4:26pm
"We were all waiters at that old bar, but now we are free do be Pirates! No more ship, no more rules! LET THE LOOTING BEGIN!"
"Unfortunately, you're all morons"
"But we have you, You ...
A cunning trap...version 2
Apr 12, 2003, 3:32pm
"Oh well thats different...." said Eve "Not got any pills for THAT"
"Eh...dad...I think cannons coming round again for another pass..."
"What makes you say that?"
"Look in these bin ...
ReRe: oh gods, who knew rotting corpses smelt so bad....
Apr 12, 2003, 3:29pm
after a few minutes of random swearing from Jack, the compu-gun
started wurring again, but all he was able to use was the toy gun
that fired small plastic discs.
"training, its a training we ...
Re: oh gods, who knew rotting corpses smelt so bad....
Apr 12, 2003, 3:16pm
yeah, but you had the ship that could think first...
i'm just giving it a bit of flavour, albeit rather out of date and
rancid, but still flavour... ...
(no subject)
Apr 12, 2003, 3:16pm
"OK OK...we'll give the trap idea one more go...but rember we havnt got much time left...we need to catch Cannon and SOON..."
"Why did you say that in capitals?" asked Eve?
"Shut up an ...
oh gods, who knew rotting corpses smelt so bad....
Apr 12, 2003, 3:12pm
Groaning is heard from the body, as an arm slowly rises from the
surface of the table...
---------- (end snip)---------
'That you see' said Keats, waving his arm towards the probably dead
ca ...
once again into the breach my friends!
Apr 12, 2003, 2:40pm
where: The Green December
Who: Tara, U.S Jack, Wall-eyes
When: 9:35pm
The door had slid open, strewn
across the table was a rotting body of what they only assumed was a
previous crew ...
Ta-da! *Buzz* ...Uh-oh.
Apr 11, 2003, 4:49pm
Who: Keto and Cerebrum, the universe's most morally and literally bankrupt
doctors of medicine and psychiatry
Where: Psychiatric Offices
When: Just after we had our eyebrows removed
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Poll results for JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Apr 10, 2003, 9:52pm
The following JMC_Blue_Dwarf poll is now closed. Here are the
final results:
POLL QUESTION: What should I do about Alexis Rose?
She hasn't done anything in months..and
I can't get anything s ...
The ghost goes digital...
Apr 10, 2003, 3:40pm
OOC: Sorry, I haven't posted recently, been busy behind the scenes
with several things, including coming down with an annoying
Flu/Cold/whatever which left me pretty absolutely exhausted for ...
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