Showing posts 8341 - 8355 of 15113

invasion

Mar 10, 2003, 6:14pm by BaronVonLongman

  "I've accessed the current shipping and military vessel movements between your location and Earth for all JMC and Space Corp. vessels and have uploaded it to you, Lt Cmdr Chrysler of a ...

Of floating bannanas and talking camels

Mar 10, 2003, 2:01pm by Unknown

   L'ontar looked over at L'ornt who was riding a bannana as though it were one of those bull trying to throw him off its back. "What's eating you?" came a slow voice from over his shoulde ...

Re:

Mar 10, 2003, 5:21am by Unknown

OOC- Ahem, where was I? Damn time limits.... --- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Becca" wrote: > Who: Tara and other people > Where: Various places > When: Who cares anywa ...

Mar 10, 2003, 4:23am by Unknown

Who: Tara and other people Where: Various places When: Who cares anyway? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tara lay in the bed, various monitors bleeping. Keto was filling out the chart at the end ...

Breakout and discovery

Mar 9, 2003, 10:52am by Mobius

Who : Phil Where : the cell block When : After Jay tricked MP MP struggeld to his feet and in a very small high pitched voice went ..."e" "Well it serves you right...Letting him out and not ...

Re: Wakey WAKEY!

Mar 8, 2003, 9:07am by BaronVonLongman

"He's letting you out but not me....something about a chainsaw..dunno what he means.." MP held the riot prod towards Phil whilst he let Jay out... MP just grinned like...well a midget with t ...

Wakey WAKEY!

Mar 7, 2003, 2:32pm by Mobius

Who : Jay, Phil and their Jailer(MP) Where : the brig When : after the gas was used   "Wake up...dude wake up....!"   Jay slapped Phil back to the land of the living....   "God you got a ...

I'm hugely confused

Mar 7, 2003, 2:27pm by Unknown

L'onatr woke up groaning, his mouth tasted like a camel had died in it (not very nice). His vision was slightly blurry then he realised he was wearing a pair of glasses with milkbottle lense ...

(no subject)

Mar 7, 2003, 12:18am by Unknown

Eve Lola Rimmer was getting mighty angry at herself, she had taken a sample of the green powder that was now floating around the ship and taken herself down to her lab, where she suited up i ...

Looking for a playmate.

Mar 6, 2003, 11:53pm by Unknown

Kara danced down the corridor. She looked around and stared out a nearby window. "Looking for someone?" He penguin puppet sidekick asked. "A friend." Kara replied. "Yes. I know. What about t ...

[JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Do Calvin Klein make lingeré?

Mar 6, 2003, 2:01pm by Unknown

"It's perfectly simple," pointed out Timmy, "I want to loot the stores.  You don't.  Therefore, we're going to loot them.  Problem solved."   "Well, I'm not going along with it, ...

Confrontation

Mar 6, 2003, 9:13am by Unknown

> "Gee, perhaps we should have rolled up the windows before we entered > the car wash." said White Wolf, as hot jet of air turned on from > below to dry them out, "This is blow dry is gonna ...

Morally Impregnable

Mar 6, 2003, 8:26am by jhxmt

Who: Keto-Brain, Timmy, Elwood, WD-40...the robot possé. Where: The Promenade When: Just after the knocking out of 400 people =================== > > The floor buckled and Schweebl ...

Armed (mostly), and dangerous

Mar 6, 2003, 4:51am by Unknown

> Phil on the other hand was having much more fun than Owen, he'd just removed one of WD-40's arms with his chainsaw, along with one of Elwoods toes and was at this point decimating ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Science Officer on patrol

Mar 5, 2003, 6:02pm by BaronVonLongman

Who:- Jay, Phil, half the crew Where:- Promenade When:- *shrugs*   Jay had utterly, completley, and totally lost his mind, he was at this moment running at full pace, which being Jay wasnt ...

Showing posts 8341 - 8355 of 15113