Mar 10, 2003, 6:14pm
"I've accessed the current shipping and military vessel movements between your location and Earth for all JMC and Space Corp. vessels and have uploaded it to you, Lt Cmdr Chrysler of a ...
Of floating bannanas and talking camels
Mar 10, 2003, 2:01pm
L'ontar looked over at L'ornt who was riding a bannana as though it were one of those bull trying to throw him off its back.
"What's eating you?" came a slow voice from over his shoulde ...
Mar 10, 2003, 5:21am
OOC- Ahem, where was I? Damn time limits....
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Becca" wrote:
> Who: Tara and other people
> Where: Various places
> When: Who cares anywa ...
Mar 10, 2003, 4:23am
Who: Tara and other people
Where: Various places
When: Who cares anyway?
Tara lay in the bed, various monitors bleeping. Keto was filling out
the chart at the end ...
Breakout and discovery
Mar 9, 2003, 10:52am
Who : Phil
Where : the cell block
When : After Jay tricked MP
MP struggeld to his feet and in a very small high pitched voice went
"Well it serves you right...Letting him out and not ...
Re: Wakey WAKEY!
Mar 8, 2003, 9:07am
"He's letting you out but not me....something about a
chainsaw..dunno what he means.."
MP held the riot prod towards Phil whilst he let Jay out...
MP just grinned like...well a midget with t ...
Mar 7, 2003, 2:32pm
Who : Jay, Phil and their Jailer(MP)
Where : the brig
When : after the gas was used
"Wake up...dude wake up....!"
Jay slapped Phil back to the land of the living....
"God you got a ...
I'm hugely confused
Mar 7, 2003, 2:27pm
L'onatr woke up groaning, his mouth tasted like a camel had died in it (not very nice). His vision was slightly blurry then he realised he was wearing a pair of glasses with milkbottle lense ...
Mar 7, 2003, 12:18am
Eve Lola Rimmer was getting mighty angry at herself, she had taken a
sample of the green powder that was now floating around the ship and
taken herself down to her lab, where she suited up i ...
Looking for a playmate.
Mar 6, 2003, 11:53pm
Kara danced down the corridor. She looked around and stared out a nearby
window. "Looking for someone?" He penguin puppet sidekick asked. "A friend."
Kara replied. "Yes. I know. What about t ...
[JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Do Calvin Klein make lingeré?
Mar 6, 2003, 2:01pm
"It's perfectly simple," pointed out Timmy, "I want to loot the
stores. You don't. Therefore, we're going to loot them. Problem
"Well, I'm not going along with it, ...
Mar 6, 2003, 9:13am
> "Gee, perhaps we should have rolled up the windows before we entered
> the car wash." said White Wolf, as hot jet of air turned on from
> below to dry them out, "This is blow dry is gonna ...
Mar 6, 2003, 8:26am
Who: Keto-Brain, Timmy, Elwood, WD-40...the robot possé.
Where: The Promenade
When: Just after the knocking out of 400 people
> The floor buckled and Schweebl ...
Armed (mostly), and dangerous
Mar 6, 2003, 4:51am
> Phil on the other hand was having much more fun than Owen, he'd
just removed one of WD-40's arms with his chainsaw, along with one of
Elwoods toes and was at this point decimating ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Science Officer on patrol
Mar 5, 2003, 6:02pm
Who:- Jay, Phil, half the crew
Jay had utterly, completley, and totally lost his mind, he was at this moment running at full pace, which being Jay wasnt ...