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Eh? What's this then?

Apr 2, 2008, 5:11am by Unknown

Kara McGellen stumbled out of the Holographic Suite confused and disoriented. Somehow the full restoration of her programming didn't go down so well. Random images and memories flooded throu ...

Re: Ride \'em Cowgirl

Mar 30, 2008, 10:15pm by henrypotema

Last time: "Get back here!" Rosette yelled, as she followed an oversized male brain move down the corridor at blinding speed. In her mind though, it was just another horse that had escaped, ...

Calvert - "Random Occurances" pt2

Mar 30, 2008, 9:51pm by onion

**Jed Calvert, Another time, another place** The incline was steep and very unsteady. Jed used his blood stained hands to pull on tree roots and use them to stop him from falling. Gravel a ...

Calvert - "Random Occurances" pt1

Mar 30, 2008, 9:49pm by onion

Who: Jed Calvert Where: Blue Dwarf, Captain's Office When: After the Oath-Keeper's blasters had gone off Jed felt uncomfortable. He'd just met his "business partner" Eddie Monsoon who was ...

Andy- 'Chances are'

Mar 29, 2008, 12:22am by Unknown

Who: Andy, Skutters Where: Engine room; ground zero When: 1 minute after plasma cannons activated The Cleaner glared down the twisted metal corridor. For the ten digit squad of skutters, thi ...

Ride 'em Cowgirl

Mar 28, 2008, 12:53pm by smandy

"You should be lucky I dont just shoot it." she said. I gulped. "I am trying to stop the gas that is causing this. It is coming from the ship that just crashed into us." She said. "If ...

Welcome Aboard, Doc' Alistair

Mar 27, 2008, 11:19pm by Unknown

Who: Doctor Alistair Withnail Where: Blue Dwarf When: Concurrent with my last post "Starbug 8 you are clear for landing in Docking Bay 3, welcome home" came the German accented voice of the ...

Wiggly-dingles!

Mar 27, 2008, 4:36pm by BaronVonLongman

Who:- Jay, Katrina Where:- Jay's office When:- After the collision Jay knocked back a strong coffee in one gulp. He had known Calvert would be trouble from the start, the wheels were turnin ...

Re: WARNING!! Don\'t open that zip file!!

Mar 27, 2008, 11:05am by onion

Hal has been hacked! --- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, David van den Berghe wrote: > > > Alright, I've sent this out to all my contacts. I have reason to believe tha ...

WARNING!! Don't open that zip file!!

Mar 27, 2008, 8:50am by Unknown

Alright, I've sent this out to all my contacts. I have reason to believe that my computer is infested with a spam bot. It could have sent you anything under the guise of a shiney new desktop ...

The purple headed soldier of doom!

Mar 26, 2008, 9:00pm by henrypotema

I chased the damn dog that ran away with my detached penis down the corridor. My life felt totally different, I wasn't fully a man anymore. What was I? I wasn't a woman, I was a... a ... thi ...

Andy- 'Bang, bang'

Mar 26, 2008, 10:54am by Unknown

Who: Andy, Skutters Where: Engine room; ground zero When: 1 hour after the crash Andy walked briskly along the corridors to ground zero. Insectzoid mask covering his face from the gas with s ...

Calvert - "Preparations"

Mar 25, 2008, 10:22pm by onion

"So, mate" said Eddie eventually "you want me to betray the crew and become a fugitive – again I might add – just to make fabulous amounts of riches. I don't think that's likely, ...

I am not feeling myself

Mar 24, 2008, 10:12pm by henrypotema

---last Time--- I opened the door. There was a man looking a bit flustered. I think he was going to sell me something. "Hi, my name is Raj." He said. "Fuck off Raj." I said, and went back to ...

Attack of the killer Manhood.

Mar 24, 2008, 12:23pm by smandy

Where: Blue Dwarf... Durrr When: After the crash Who: Several people... It's too hard to write this bit before you write the post! Ths ship lurched as the SC Oath Keeper smashed into the ste ...

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