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Kayn wakes up - Where the hell did that rodent go!!!!!

Oct 6, 2000, 12:30pm by Unknown

Kayn found himself down a flight of stairs in Science Labs. He had a massive bruise on his forehead How long had he been asleep? Never mind...what the hell was that dream...maybe it was a ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] what could be worse...

Oct 6, 2000, 12:19pm by Unknown

The most annoying thing possible is Kayn Enough said :)   PS - The Anti-Rad suit would do....PLEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEE make one!!!!! ...

Command Decision

Oct 5, 2000, 4:17pm by onion

To all the crew.   What I'm about to say is really important. As creator, and webmaster of this sim, I'm going to make a command decision. I'd like you all to please ignore Lt. Smeggs last ...

'No way in hell!'

Oct 5, 2000, 3:34pm by Unknown

Blue Dwarf 04/10/2100 Promenade 1000 hours Security officers Ensign Donover patrolled the promenade looking for trouble (or in Donover's case, trouble to be avoided). Normally he would be pa ...

What so anoying about holograms Kayn eh?

Oct 5, 2000, 2:40pm by Unknown

I was going to rig up an anti-radiation suit for you Kayn. But after that hologram remark I think I'll just have to let Kenny the flatuent hamster into your quarters you goit(only joking, it ...

Nipples, be afraid, be very afraid.

Oct 4, 2000, 3:02pm by Unknown

Phil's Office Science Decks Blue Dwarf Time:I wonder if you can power a digital watch off a chicken madras?   Saddam the temporal computer was not really sure what happened in those blurred ...

what could be worse...

Oct 4, 2000, 2:44pm by Unknown

Just had a thought? What could be worse then being stuffed in a locker by Major Harris? Bazokoid up the rear? Sandpaper instead of tha "Pleasure 2000" toilet paper? The mind boggels....   A ...

Kayn joins the asteroid shooting team and farsees his future

Oct 5, 2000, 12:50pm by Unknown

Kayn was quiet   For the first time in days, Kayn was ACTUALLY QUIET!!   Nipels didn't complain - none of the crew did. They actually appreciated Kayn being dumb...but it was still clingin ...

Lt. Jason Smegg - "No aliens?"

Oct 4, 2000, 6:31pm by Unknown

Smegg began quoting things he read in a space-core manual somewhere. "4080- It is finally proven that mankind is all alone in the universe. No other intelligent life exists anywhere in the u ...

Lt. Jason Smegg: "Back from the future"

Oct 4, 2000, 6:07pm by Unknown

Commander Nipels' office Sometime Lt. Smegg and Ensign Cauty entered the Commander's office with a report in their hands. "Sir we have finished our analysis of the artifact from the asteroid ...

cmdr Niples "Shipping channel"

Oct 4, 2000, 5:46pm by onion

Commander Niples' quarters JMC Blue Dwarf -in asteroid field Shipdate 3.10.2100 11.00PM   Seymour sipped his coffee and stared hard at the computer screen, he looked at the image and press ...

part at my place

Oct 4, 2000, 2:10pm by Unknown

  I'd just like to say thanks to all for being the simmer of the month. Party in my quarters after this mission is over. I promise to leave the elastic bands alone and Saddam tuned off, ok ...

Major Harris 'Getting away from work'

Oct 4, 2000, 1:01pm by Unknown

Blue Dwarf 22/09/2100 The gardens on deck 20 Need to get some batteries for my watch Harris sat crossed leg on the grass with his eyes closed listening to the silence. As always it was quit ...

Feel sorry for Nipels...he has to listen to Kayn!!!!

Oct 4, 2000, 12:24pm by Unknown

Sometime after a very large rubber band was fired... Kayn heard quickly about the probe the team had found. He wasn't doing much at the time - all he could see on the sensor was space, and ...

SIMMER OF THE MONTH!

Oct 3, 2000, 5:01pm by onion

Each month we give out the simmer of the month award for members who we feel have put the most effort into their posts.   The decision seems to get harder each month as we get more new memb ...

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