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Summary: A pompous, arrogant Englishman who wears nice suits, and is in a wheelchair

Seymour Niples

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Gender: Male

Age: 42

Group: Officers




Royal Ambassador to the Queen of England

Physical Appearance

Seymour always likes to dress better than everyone else, often wearing a sharp suit. 2 years ago he lost both of his legs in an explosion so is currently in a wheelchair, and often needs pushing.

Personality and Interests

Seymour is a pompous arrogant ass who loves himself a little bit too much. He loves to hear his own voice, and thinks himself a perfect public speaker and gentleman. He'll very rarely admit he's wrong about anything.

Seymour is interested in fine wine, antiques and other ostentatious things.

In times of crisis however, Seymour is a coward and will scream and demand to be wheeled away from danger.


In 2101, the insane Captain Cannon blew himself up to destroy some GELF's that killed his family, and Seymour took command of the Blue Dwarf. Now hobnobbing with the Captains and Admirals of Space Core, this added enormously to Seymour's ego.

In 2102, Seymour temporarily became King of England when young Queen Brittany ran away to the planet of New Ibiza. Bringing her back, Seymour gained the new job of being Ambassador to the Queen, making sure the she was always informed of what is happening on the Blue Dwarf.

In 2104 Seymour realised that nobody onboard liked him, so underwent a personality transplant to make him 'cooler' and more 'with it'. Unfortunately being ‘cool’ and ‘with it’ meant he had to talk to the lower crewmembers and people he really didn’t care about. His brain rebelled in 2105 and Seymour returned to his pompous and arrogant ways.

In 2106 Seymour had an affair with crewmember Jenny Bond who fell pregnant and had a baby girl which they named Alota, after the recently killed Captain Alota. Soon after, it was revealed that Jenny was an alien from a parallel dimension and soon returned, leaving Seymour with the baby who started to grow a fluffy rabbits tail and develop the ability to create small wormholes with her fingers. In 2011, Amber trapped herself on the Red Dwarf and Seymour hasn't seen her since.

In 2109, Seymour lost his legs in an bomb explosion intended for Captain Amber Febuggure.

Favourite Sayings

"But I'm a Royal Ambassador!"

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Recent Activity

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Mentioned in the post The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 3 Dec 21, 2014, 6:34pm
Mentioned in the post The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 2 Dec 21, 2014, 6:31pm
Mentioned in the post The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 1 Dec 21, 2014, 6:26pm
Mentioned in the post The Choice Jun 17, 2014, 9:09am
Mentioned in the post Jay-ded Jun 2, 2014, 6:36pm
Updated character profile Nov 14, 2013, 8:39am
Mentioned in the post Seymour - "Stasis time" Nov 13, 2013, 6:13am
Mentioned in the post The Investors (To Be Finished Later) Oct 31, 2013, 10:09am
Mentioned in the post Inspiration from Desperation Oct 1, 2013, 8:28pm
Mentioned in the post The Day-to-Jay running of the ship. Oct 1, 2013, 6:29pm
Mentioned in the post Exes Oct 1, 2013, 11:34am
Updated character profile Jul 4, 2013, 3:22am