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Character Details

Full Name: Seymour Niples

Gender: Male

Age: 42

Group: Civillians & Other

Species

Human

Job

Royal Ambassador to the Queen of England

Physical Appearance

Seymour always likes to dress better than everyone else, often wearing a sharp suit. Lately he has lost both of his legs in an explosion so is in a wheelchair.

Personality and Interests

Seymour is a pompous arrogant ass who loves himself a little bit too much. He loves to hear his own voice, and thinks himself a perfect public speaker and gentleman. He'll very rarely admit he's wrong about anything.

Seymour is interested in fine wine, antiques and other ostentatious things.

In times of crisis however, Seymour will scream like a girl and run away.

History

In 2101, the insane Captain Cannon blew himself up to destroy some GELF's that killed his family, and Seymour took command of the Blue Dwarf. Now hobnobbing with the Captains and Admirals of Space Core, this added enormously to Seymour's ego.

In 2102, Seymour temporarily became King of England when young Queen Brittany ran away to the planet of New Ibiza. Bringing her back, Seymour gained the new job of being Ambassador to the Queen, making sure the she was always informed of what is happening on the Blue Dwarf.

In 2104 Seymour realised that nobody onboard liked him, so underwent a personality transplant to make him 'cooler' and more 'with it'. Unfortunately being ‘cool’ and ‘with it’ meant he had to talk to the lower crewmembers and people he really didn’t care about. His brain rebelled in 2105 and Seymour returned to his pompous and arrogant ways.

In 2106 Seymour had an affair with crewmember Jenny Bond who fell pregnant and had a baby girl which they named Alota, after the recently killed Captain Alota. Soon after, it was revealed that Jenny was an alien from a parallel dimension and soon returned, leaving Seymour with the baby who started to grow a fluffy rabbits tail and develop the ability to create small wormholes with her fingers. In 2011, Amber trapped herself on the Red Dwarf and Seymour hasn't seen her since.

Favourite Sayings

"But I'm a Royal Ambassador!"

This character is owned by:
onion