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The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 3Posted by
Posted: Dec 21, 2014, 6:34pm
After leaving the Fuzzy Idol Karaoke Bar Evelina took the sluggish Jaxx to LuLu’s Spa and Hot Springs and Spa Hotel. Jaxx was curious by this place as he had never seen it before. Evelina led Jaxx to the front desk and selected a spa package for the both of them. It was times like this that Evelina was glad Jaxx had an insane amount of money accumulated over the last 3 million years of basic VR training pay. It wasn’t hard for Evelina to get Jaxx to agree to a massage, pedicure, manicure and facial. However Jaxx annoyed the workers since he kept licking the guacamole cream off his face and eating the cucumbers off his eyes. Of course Evelina was very amused by Jaxx. After that Evelina led Jaxx to the changing rooms to put on their swimsuits before they would meet at the private hot spring. Jaxx removed his posh suit and hung it up in the changing room leaving only his MACO speedo on. Jaxx then put on the nice soft white cotton robe given him by the lady at the front desk. As Jaxx entered the private Hot Spring he was amazed how cool it looked. (The theme was a Japanese hot spring spa). The rodents wore kimonos as they tended to their jobs. Jaxx felt relaxed again and was ready to open his robe when Evelina walked out of the changing room. Jaxx was happy to see Evelina again and when she seductively removed her robe to reveal her very skimpy black bikini his heart began to race again. Jaxx stood like a deer in headlights as Evelina slowly and seductively entered the hot spring. Evelina smiled at Jaxx and asked, “Aren’t you coming in Jaxx?” Jaxx panicked as his heart was racing, sweat began to bead down his face and his groin was on fire. Jaxx quickly turned his back on Evelina and clenched his robe tightly as his body shook nervously. As the pain became unbearable Jaxx held his sore genitals hoping for relief.
Evelina was confused by Jaxx’s response as she asked, “Jaxx? Sweety is something wrong?” Jaxx didn’t reply as he held his groin in pain. Evelina began to flash back to all the bad experiences she had with the men in her past. Evelina began to relive all the terrible lines guys used to charm her then dump her. It hurt then and it felt worse now as the man she loved and married was now ignoring her. She worked so hard to seduce him and now of all times he was turning his back on her and ignored her. Tears welled up in Evelina’s eyes as her heart was hurting. However Evelina refused to give into crying as she mustered up the courage to tell Jaxx off. Evelina climbed out of the spring and tapped Jaxx on the shoulder and said, “Jaxx look at me.” After no response she raised her voice and tapped him again as she said, “How dare you do this to me Jaxx if you don’t want me then say so. Did you lose interest in me already?” Jaxx muttered, “no….I….” Evelina was now angry as she grabbed Jaxx by the shoulder and forcefully turned him around. Evelina was about to chew Jaxx out for his insensitivity till she saw he was in serious pain holding his groin. Evelina’s anger quickly diminished as concern quickly took its place. Evelina asked, “Jaxx what’s wrong. Please tell me.” Jaxx muttered, “It hurts Eve babe.” Evelina gently moved Jaxx’s hands out of the way to open his robe to reveal Jaxx’s throbbing dilemma. Evelina was relieved to see Jaxx’s problem was of a different nature. Evelina giggled as she looked at his rather large throbbing manhood. Jaxx was hurt as he muttered, “You’re like so mean Eve babe.” Evelina smiled as she looked at Jaxx’s hurt expression and replied, “I’m sorry Jaxx I was hurt and mad because I thought you lost interest in me.” Jaxx painfully replied, “Naaw Eve babe I wouldn’t do that.” Evelina kissed Jaxx on the cheek as she replied, “Thanks Jaxx but your problem is my fault.” Jaxx asked, “How so Eve babe?” Evelina replied, “Well I was trying to tease you to get you in the mood for later but it looks like I went overboard.” Jaxx replied, “In the mood for what?” Evelina replied, “I’ll show you later tonight, but first we need to relax your blue balls.” Jaxx nervously looked at his crotch and asked, “They turned blue?” Evelina giggled as she replied, “No silly it’s just an expression. They don’t turn blue, well at least in most cases they don’t. Blue balls means they are sore because you got to excited. I’ll help you relax for now and then I’ll help you with your stress problem after ok?” Jaxx nodded as Evelina removed his robe and led him to the hot spring water. Evelina stayed behind Jaxx to massage his shoulders to relax him and minimize him seeing her in her bikini. After a few relaxing hours in the hot spring Evelina said, “Hey Jaxx I booked us a room here for the next few nights. I hope you don’t mind.” Jaxx was relaxed as the warm water flowed through his gills. Jaxx gave Evelina a thumbs up since he couldn’t talk at the moment.
After leaving the hot spring Jaxx and Evelina took their things to their hotel room. The room was in a similar Japanese theme to the hot spring room. As Evelina led Jaxx to the bed she said, “Go ahead and relax on the bed while I change.” Jaxx replied, “Cha Eve babe.” Jaxx removed his robe and was only wearing his speedo as he was getting relaxed on the bed. Surprisingly enough the bed was a king size which was odd for a hotel for rodents, but Jaxx didn’t mind. He was curious what Evelina had said earlier about helping him release his stress. As several odd and playful ideas ran through Jaxx’s mind he was oblivious to Evelina who was quickly changing her clothes and touching up her make up. Evelina’s experience as a model GELF taught her to be quick when changing outfits, applying make-up as well as looking hot in a short time. While Jaxx was off in his little world Evelina smiled at the mirror as she whispered, “Tonight he will finally be mine.” Then Evelina left the bathroom and seductively approached Jaxx. Jaxx’s heart began to race full throttle as he groin began to swell again as he looked at Evelina’s skimpy lingerie. Evelina was looking sinfully lustful in her fox themed red furry thong undies and bra along with furry red fox ears and fox tail. Jaxx was terrified as his body trembled nervously. Evelina seductively approached Jaxx like a cat ready to pounce on a mouse. Jaxx muttered, “Eve babe what are you gonna like do to me?” Evelina climbed on top of Jaxx and put her finger on his lips as she said, “Shhhhhhhhhhh. Just lay there and I’ll make you feel better ok?” Jaxx wanted to protest but he knew there was no escape for him now. All he could do was put his faith in Evelina and hope for the best. Evelina leaned down and kissed Jaxx passionately on the lips as she began to caress him.
Two minutes later
Jaxx was staring at the ceiling with a goofy yet happy grin on his face. As he looked to his side he saw an exhausted Evelina smiling back as she asked, “So how was it for you?” Jaxx’s mind drifted off into a song.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In
As Jaxx sang his song he was surrounded by the rest of the crew who was dancing and singing along with him. The solo parts of the song were sung by Whitewolf, Jay and Jamie while the others danced in the background. Jaxx was happy to see even the crew members who were either dead or gone were dancing along as well. Eventually everyone turned into mermen and mermaids as they did a musical dance number in a huge water fountain. As the song came to a close Jaxx found himself kissing Evelina passionately.
===========End of Dream Sequence===========
When Jaxx woke up he saw he was making out with a pillow while a very unsatisfied Evelina, who was still on top of Jaxx, watched him looking stupid. Jaxx tried to play it off but was unable to think of something witty to say. Evelina smirked as she asked, “Wanna try again?” Jaxx nodded as he smiled with glee. Evelina quickly began to passionately kiss Jaxx again.
Two hours later
Jaxx was staring at the ceiling with a goofy yet happy grin on his face. As he looked to his side he saw an exhausted Evelina smiling back as she asked, “So how was it for you?” Jaxx’s mind drifted off into another song.
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
As Jaxx sang his song he was surrounded by the rest of the crew who was again dancing and singing along with him but this time they were dressed like they were attending a Renaissance Fair. Jaxx was happy to see even the crew members who were either dead or gone were dancing along as well. Eventually everyone appeared to have masquerade masks on as they did a musical number down the Promenade. As the song came to a close Jaxx found himself again kissing Evelina passionately.
===========End of Dream Sequence===========
When Jaxx woke up he saw he was making out with a pillow again while a somewhat satisfied Evelina watched him looking stupid. Jaxx tried to play it off but yet again he was unable to think of something witty to say. Evelina smirked as she asked, “Your silly Jaxx. Wanna try it again?” Jaxx nodded again as he smiled with glee. Evelina quickly began to passionately kiss Jaxx again.
Six hours later
Jaxx woke up to see he was in bed with a sleeping Evelina. Jaxx was looking around to see if a new musical number was going to happen but after a while there was only silence. Jaxx felt relieved as he turned his attention back to Evelina. As Jaxx stared at her he felt a warm feeling in his chest. He was in awe by her beauty as he looked at her white porcelain skin and her silky black rope like dread hair. To Jaxx, Evelina was the most amazing person he had ever met and he knew he had to change his ways if he was going to keep her happy. It was going to be a long hard road for Jaxx but he felt it would be worth it in the end.
TAG (Eve finally got her honeymoon.)