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Summary: A holographic pervert

Justin Pancake

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Group: Engineering & Repair Crew




Chief Engineer

Physical Appearance

Justin is a scrawny man who looks constantly ill and hungover.

Personality and Interests

Remember those kids at school who were easily lead astray by the bullies? Justin was one of those, and he's never grown out of it. He's ambitious, and will believe people who say they can help him improve his life, which leads to him being manipulated by others. He's not a "bad" person really, but due to bad decisions always seems to end up on the side of someone nefarious.

He's also a huge pervert with no tact.


Justin was "haunted" for much of his life by a time traveller named 'Potential', who manipulated him to do stupid things. This alienated Justin from many of the crew who started to hate him.

Many times Justin saw signs for "The corridor of infinite perversions" which turned out to be placed by the time travelling 'Potential' to guide him to important moments in his life - at the time this was the promise that he could become Captain of his own Hymenoptera warship. Sadly for Justin (but good for the rest of the galaxy), he failed and the Hymenoptera were all destroyed.

During the Blue Dwarf's rebellion, Justin was one of the few who sided with the evil Captain Castillo and the JMC, until he switched sides. He was killed on Slithmorphin, the planet of the Guilt-snakes.. The snakes made him feel guilty for all his crimes before ripping his body apart and devouring him.

He was brought back as a Hologram by Kara McGellan, a JMC sympathiser who said she needed him to blow up the Blue Dwarf. Forced into it, he helped Kara destroy the Blue Dwarf's reactor, causing the radiation leak which forced all crew into stasis and be revived 3 millions years later. For those 3 million years, Justin wandered the ship alone, feeling guilty and killing himself over and over in an attempt to feel something.

Favourite Sayings

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

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Recent Activity

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Mentioned in the post Follow the Skeleton! Nov 30, 2015, 7:39am
Mentioned in the post The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 3 Dec 21, 2014, 6:34pm
Mentioned in the post The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 2 Dec 21, 2014, 6:31pm
Mentioned in the post The 3,000,000 Year Old Virgin Part 1 Dec 21, 2014, 6:26pm
Updated character profile Jul 8, 2014, 9:15am
Mentioned in the post The Choice Jun 17, 2014, 9:09am
Updated character profile Sep 30, 2013, 11:26am
Updated character profile Sep 30, 2013, 11:25am
Mentioned in the post The Jay of Reckoning Aug 1, 2013, 6:51pm
Mentioned in the post Home, smegging home May 17, 2013, 3:52pm
Mentioned in the post Stuck (Continued) May 17, 2013, 2:59pm
Mentioned in the post Stuck (Continued) May 17, 2013, 12:25pm
Mentioned in the post Engineer vs Engineer May 17, 2013, 5:02am