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Justin's gone soft(light)

Oct 12, 2012, 5:21pm by henrypotema

Justin clanged his spanner against the metal valve, causing a hollow clanking noise that echoed around the engineering deck. “Be quiet!” He was ordered by an impatient Jay, who seeme ...

What did you think of Episode 2?

Oct 12, 2012, 8:08am by onion

So, what did you think of last night's episode 2 of the new series "Fathers & Sons"? http://i.imgur.com/6LNTd.jpg ...

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few Smegs

Oct 7, 2012, 5:03pm by Jackykong

Jacky headed back the way he came, or at least the way he thought he came. He came to a fork in the path. "Lets see..." He muttered to himself. "I went down the pathway with snack dispenser ...

Robo Redemption

Oct 7, 2012, 4:08pm by AlfredoRudolph

WHO: Garr Bedge WHERE: Blue Dwarf WHEN: After Justin awoke the crew Everyone was suitably worried, after Garr's previous violent awakenings, that he would have struck someone dead withi ...

Discord

Oct 7, 2012, 2:48am by Locke

Who: Jay, Cassandra Where: A bleak and deserted beach somewhere in the Doombringer’s processing substrate When: Not long before everyone woke up and the Dwarf drifted through a meteor s ...

Herbs, Lizards, stuff and such.

Oct 6, 2012, 2:11am by Jackykong

Arboretum. Arboretum. Jacky went over the word in his head multiple times. He found it to be an odd sounding word. He ran on his way there, stopping only once to catch his breath and assess ...

Bean, beans, good for the heart

Oct 5, 2012, 5:11pm by onion

“You're cruel!” Jacky said, watching everyone drop to the ground with multiple thuds. “Wakey wakey!” Justin shouted. “We've got a valve to fix on deck 211!” Justin said. ...

Groping the dead

Oct 4, 2012, 8:52pm by henrypotema

It had been many weeks since Justin had seen the crew, many weeks since the day he embarrassed himself in the worst and grossest way possible. It was a day he since had named the 'jizzpocoly ...

OOC- Sorry everyone.

Oct 4, 2012, 8:03pm by MadManMoody

Sorry I've been MIA for awhile. Life's been crazy and I haven't had much time. I have a bit of catch up reading to do then believe me you will be seeing a lot more of Given, that is if no on ...

OOC - Red Dwarf X starts tonight

Oct 4, 2012, 3:13am by onion

http://i.imgur.com/89nXe.png I'm sure I don't have to remind you all that the new series of Red Dwarf starts tonight, at 9pm on the channel Dave. I'm actually quite nervous abo ...

The Coward Awakens

Oct 3, 2012, 5:43pm by Jackykong

Jacky Kong awoke finally from his 3 million (or so) year rest, and ejected from the stasis booth with all the grace of a rock tumbling off of a cliff. He shot a glance around his surrounding ...

OOC - New member - "Jacky Kong"

Oct 3, 2012, 3:24am by onion

Hi everyone, we've got a new member, say hello to Jacky Kong, a cowardly scientist who came onboard BD just before the radiation leak and was in stasis like the rest of us. Here's his fu ...

What's a Worm-do?

Sep 28, 2012, 6:38pm by Alex Solvay

Jelena only had time to scream before the blade severed her head. Solvay bellowed like a buffalo taking a hot iron to the rump. Gomez's grisly demise had overloaded his sense ...

A chat with Madame Guillotine

Sep 27, 2012, 5:49am by Silent Hunter

Jelena had fallen off the worm and bashed her head on a rock. That was the last thing that she remembered as she woke up. The room was cold - a dark dungeon. Something was constricting he ...

Feedback and distortion

Sep 26, 2012, 5:30pm by Locke

"There is nowhere.. we got several choices 1-Drown, 2 -get eaten by the sand-worm coming at us... or..." Phil looked at the sparking remains of Seymours chair.. Snapping a spok ...

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