Justin's gone soft(light)
Oct 12, 2012, 5:21pm
Justin clanged his spanner against the metal valve, causing a hollow clanking noise that echoed around the engineering deck.
“Be quiet!” He was ordered by an impatient Jay, who seeme ...
What did you think of Episode 2?
Oct 12, 2012, 8:08am
So, what did you think of last night's episode 2 of the new series "Fathers & Sons"?
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few Smegs
Oct 7, 2012, 5:03pm
Jacky headed back the way he came, or at least the way he thought he came. He came to a fork in the path. "Lets see..." He muttered to himself. "I went down the pathway with snack dispenser ...
Oct 7, 2012, 4:08pm
WHO: Garr Bedge
WHERE: Blue Dwarf
WHEN: After Justin awoke the crew
Everyone was suitably worried, after Garr's previous violent awakenings, that he would have struck someone dead withi ...
Oct 7, 2012, 2:48am
Who: Jay, Cassandra
Where: A bleak and deserted beach somewhere in the Doombringer’s processing substrate
When: Not long before everyone woke up and the Dwarf drifted through a meteor s ...
Herbs, Lizards, stuff and such.
Oct 6, 2012, 2:11am
Arboretum. Arboretum. Jacky went over the word in his head multiple times. He found it to be an odd sounding word. He ran on his way there, stopping only once to catch his breath and assess ...
Bean, beans, good for the heart
Oct 5, 2012, 5:11pm
“You're cruel!” Jacky said, watching everyone drop to the ground with multiple thuds.
“Wakey wakey!” Justin shouted. “We've got a valve to fix on deck 211!” Justin said. ...
Groping the dead
Oct 4, 2012, 8:52pm
It had been many weeks since Justin had seen the crew, many weeks since the day he embarrassed himself in the worst and grossest way possible. It was a day he since had named the 'jizzpocoly ...
OOC- Sorry everyone.
Oct 4, 2012, 8:03pm
Sorry I've been MIA for awhile. Life's been crazy and I haven't had much time. I have a bit of catch up reading to do then believe me you will be seeing a lot more of Given, that is if no on ...
OOC - Red Dwarf X starts tonight
Oct 4, 2012, 3:13am
I'm sure I don't have to remind you all that the new series of Red Dwarf starts tonight, at 9pm on the channel Dave. I'm actually quite nervous abo ...
The Coward Awakens
Oct 3, 2012, 5:43pm
Jacky Kong awoke finally from his 3 million (or so) year rest, and ejected from the stasis booth with all the grace of a rock tumbling off of a cliff. He shot a glance around his surrounding ...
OOC - New member - "Jacky Kong"
Oct 3, 2012, 3:24am
Hi everyone, we've got a new member, say hello to Jacky Kong, a cowardly scientist who came onboard BD just before the radiation leak and was in stasis like the rest of us.
Here's his fu ...
What's a Worm-do?
Sep 28, 2012, 6:38pm
Jelena only had time to scream before the blade severed her head.
Solvay bellowed like a buffalo taking a hot iron to the rump. Gomez's grisly demise had overloaded his sense ...
A chat with Madame Guillotine
Sep 27, 2012, 5:49am
Jelena had fallen off the worm and bashed her head on a rock. That was the last thing that she remembered as she woke up.
The room was cold - a dark dungeon. Something was constricting he ...
Feedback and distortion
Sep 26, 2012, 5:30pm
"There is nowhere.. we got several choices 1-Drown, 2 -get eaten by the sand-worm coming at us... or..."
Phil looked at the sparking remains of Seymours chair..
Snapping a spok ...