Groping the dead
Oct 4, 2012, 8:52pm
It had been many weeks since Justin had seen the crew, many weeks since the day he embarrassed himself in the worst and grossest way possible. It was a day he since had named the 'jizzpocoly ...
OOC- Sorry everyone.
Oct 4, 2012, 8:03pm
Sorry I've been MIA for awhile. Life's been crazy and I haven't had much time. I have a bit of catch up reading to do then believe me you will be seeing a lot more of Given, that is if no on ...
OOC - Red Dwarf X starts tonight
Oct 4, 2012, 3:13am
I'm sure I don't have to remind you all that the new series of Red Dwarf starts tonight, at 9pm on the channel Dave. I'm actually quite nervous abo ...
The Coward Awakens
Oct 3, 2012, 5:43pm
Jacky Kong awoke finally from his 3 million (or so) year rest, and ejected from the stasis booth with all the grace of a rock tumbling off of a cliff. He shot a glance around his surrounding ...
OOC - New member - "Jacky Kong"
Oct 3, 2012, 3:24am
Hi everyone, we've got a new member, say hello to Jacky Kong, a cowardly scientist who came onboard BD just before the radiation leak and was in stasis like the rest of us.
Here's his fu ...
What's a Worm-do?
Sep 28, 2012, 6:38pm
Jelena only had time to scream before the blade severed her head.
Solvay bellowed like a buffalo taking a hot iron to the rump. Gomez's grisly demise had overloaded his sense ...
A chat with Madame Guillotine
Sep 27, 2012, 5:49am
Jelena had fallen off the worm and bashed her head on a rock. That was the last thing that she remembered as she woke up.
The room was cold - a dark dungeon. Something was constricting he ...
Feedback and distortion
Sep 26, 2012, 5:30pm
"There is nowhere.. we got several choices 1-Drown, 2 -get eaten by the sand-worm coming at us... or..."
Phil looked at the sparking remains of Seymours chair..
Snapping a spok ...
Phase 2 - Up excrement creek with no propulsion device
Sep 25, 2012, 5:38am
The heavens opened.
As a virtual waterfall plastered his hair to his face, Alex decided there were probably better ways to spend an evening.
As Phil was once again regret ...
And Just Like The Guy Whose Feet Are Too Big For His BED...
Sep 20, 2012, 5:57pm
“Mr Solvay, don't give up now!” Seymour said.
"Nnnggh!" Alex tried desperately to keep his balance. Sweat beaded his brow and his arms shook with the effort of forcing hi ...
The game of choice
Sep 18, 2012, 3:27am
Where: Doombringer's desert planet
You must agree to take part in a series of challenges. If any of you decline, then you will all be tied to posts and left to die of thirst."
Sep 16, 2012, 6:45am
Jelena's coveralls became rapidly soaked with sweat. She considered removing them, but that would just increase their risk of sunstroke.
"OK", she said, "This is either some mass hallucin ...
In... smeg knows where... no one can hear you scream...
Sep 14, 2012, 6:05pm
But mainly they screamed...
... They screamed because Max was morphing into a horrifying being which was quite terrible to behold. It had overgrown "hooves" and prominent bo ...
You Must Be Choking
Sep 12, 2012, 7:28pm
Seymour screamed in outrage and disgust, as Phil's sewage covered face slapped his groin. Someone laughed.
Alex cradled what little remained of Gomez's head and glowered at Bedge, who's eye ...
The third worst poetry in the Universe
Sep 11, 2012, 5:51am
"You know?" the Simulant snarled dreamily "I could gaze into the limpid depths of your beautiful eyes all day long..."
"I dunno" Cass shrugged "How about trying to charm your way into getti ...