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People Are Strange, When You're a Stranger

Oct 28, 2012, 4:44pm by Alex Solvay

Seymour screamed like a choirboy with a ferret in his robe. The being that had unexpectedly popped into existence was around 6'7 and wearing a dark cowl. Its face was obscured by a hood. It ...

Welcome to the Fleet of Woe

Oct 26, 2012, 11:47am by Silent Hunter

There was a massive shudder throughout the ship as the Dwarf slid through the vortex. Most of the crew, with the exception of the holograms, found themselves thrown to the floor as in ...

Heaven has no rage...

Oct 26, 2012, 2:01am by Locke

“Well sorry, I'm in charge and I say we can.” Seymour's jaw jutted indignantly. “F'smeg's sake! I knew this would happen.” Alex muttered. Efof looked at him. “Really? W ...

When the smeg gets going, the going gets smeg.

Oct 23, 2012, 8:13pm by Jackykong

Jacky didn't particularly like Seymour. He was pompous, he was selfish, and did not seem too bright. However, Jacky ran over and tried to help him up from Bedge's attack. Bedge responded by ...

The Seymour Giveth and the Seymour Taketh Away.

Oct 21, 2012, 7:26pm by Alex Solvay

It had been pretty groovy finding everyone organised and competently manning their stations. Alex wondered if perhaps he shouldn't be so cynical and distrustful of his crewmates. How grumpy ...

Stiphalis silk

Oct 21, 2012, 10:17am by onion

A wavy image replaced Holly's face on the monitor, it was distorted but Alex could make out the ships. They hung in defensive formation around a large asteroid, on which sat a huge s ...

The Harm Before the Norm

Oct 18, 2012, 9:19pm by Alex Solvay

Garr observed the “Marster” with interest. The almost-lanky, blue-coveralled man was hunched over his desk, fiddling with something and muttering to himself. His hair was dangling forwar ...

Slow-motion nipple shark

Oct 18, 2012, 5:33pm by henrypotema

This was the STCP's HQ.  "The big crunch!" Said Cass with a gasp. "My favourite breakfast cereal!" Said Justin, who almost got another slap until Alex realised it was pointless.  ...

A small problem

Oct 18, 2012, 7:18am by Mobius

“Phil…wasn’t the chrono-field meant to only engulf the Raven?” “Yeah..so?” “Cos you’ve brought the whole bloody Blue Dwarf with us!” “Jay…they don’t have stealth ...

The base at the end of time and space

Oct 18, 2012, 6:52am by onion

Where: Swanky officer's dining room When: Tea time “Welcome Gentlemen.” Seymour said, as Alex came through the door into the posh dining room. Garr Bedge followed him, scraping his a ...

The end of time

Oct 16, 2012, 10:23am by BaronVonLongman

It had been a few days since the Doombringer incident, and Jay and Cass had still not spoken much in the interim. Jay felt bad about everything that had happened, sure, but Cass had to unde ...

She's a Holo Girl, in a Holo World...

Oct 15, 2012, 9:53am by Silent Hunter

Justin, who had gone from hard light to soft light following the death of Jelena Markova, now found himself nursing a pain in his nether regions, a further hangover and a certain sense of hu ...

Herb search and retrieval objective X.

Oct 13, 2012, 10:00pm by Jackykong

Jacky walked back to accomplish the task that was given to him. He returned to the doorway, and cracked the door open a little. He peeked inside. Nothing. He opened the door more to get a be ...

The Good, The Bad, and the Horny.

Oct 13, 2012, 4:41pm by Alex Solvay

“... I like touching things! So turn her off right now!” He demanded. Where: Holo Suite. Who: Solvay, Bedge, Markova, Pancake. When: 21:58 Ship Time. He even stomped ...

Justin's gone soft(light)

Oct 12, 2012, 5:21pm by henrypotema

Justin clanged his spanner against the metal valve, causing a hollow clanking noise that echoed around the engineering deck. “Be quiet!” He was ordered by an impatient Jay, who seeme ...

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