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Re: OOC: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] mmm, worm... uhh... death?

Sep 23, 2003, 3:14pm by Unknown

" No offense to americans, of course, i'm sure you're both alright, its just the majority of you :)" Perhaps I just read this wrong or missed some early message that explained this, but wha ...

mmm, worm... uhh... death?

Sep 23, 2003, 1:34pm by smandy

Jack managed to break his way out of the worm, covered in alcoholic slime, the smell was driving him insane, as he knew he couldn't drink it (being slime and all) He managed to get most of ...

Re: Where\'s Lysistara when You need her

Sep 23, 2003, 11:02am by Unknown

  Even being in a constant pissed off state, Taylor was a pacifist at heart.  He might have cussed out a dog, but he would have sooner kissed it before he kicked it.  He had a solid belie ...

Lunch with the Marines

Sep 22, 2003, 6:14pm by Unknown

 "Damn stupid marines, declaring martial law on my day off." Taylor slumped down in his favorite corner booth, trying to stay out of the view of anyone, especially as a few hungry marines h ...

Does Anyone Want Toast?

Sep 22, 2003, 5:37pm by Unknown

For some people an hour is an eternity, for others its not long enough. For Skylar an hour was a series of minutes which could a.) make you extremely bored b.) make you extremely excited o ...

Efof-\"Health + Safety\"

Sep 22, 2003, 4:31pm by onion

Kara saw that the new crew member was getting very angry so she bought him three FootWiser lagers which shut him up surprisingly fast and he stumbled off only to pass out in the hal ...

Niples- "Use Dean for Good or Evil?"

Sep 22, 2003, 4:15pm by onion

"Hey Cerebrum, It's Jay." He whispered. "What are you doing?" Cerebrum didn't look happy. "We've got control of Dean." "We've got company - marines are in control of the ship and they ...

Re: Remote Contol

Sep 21, 2003, 8:44pm by Unknown

"Do we still have those probes from way back when we were fighting the Plebs?" "Yes why?" "Load one into the cannon will you..I think It's time we had a little bit of fun here..." " ...

Re: Mullered Marines

Sep 21, 2003, 8:42pm by Unknown

"You there," Cerebrum shouted at Brian. "Tell this man that Dean is innocent." "Of course Mr Thomas is innocent of all charges!" Brian's solid training recognised that th ...

Against His Will: A Very Painful Wedgie Story

Sep 21, 2003, 3:27pm by Unknown

He walked like a cowboy who had rode the last hundred miles, on a saddle made of broken glass, but he felt even worse, a hell of a lot worse to be more exact. This feeling if he had the ti ...

uhhh.... i think \'splat\' is as good a word as any...

Sep 21, 2003, 4:07am by smandy

Jack had just been sucked in by the worm, but by a strange twist of fate, the exit to the wormhole was slightly bigger than the entrance, probably so that any food that the worm might find ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] La da da!

Sep 20, 2003, 8:29pm by Unknown

Skylar frowned at the turn of events. "What the bloody hell is going on? What the fuck is with this guy! And I'm not twelve I'm eighteen and bloody well look it!" Kara saw that the new cre ...

La da da!

Sep 19, 2003, 7:32pm by Unknown

Kara peeled Efof away and smiled. "I'm just trying to talk with the kid. He's new and all. Just trying to talk and warn him of stuff and so on. How was I to know he was going to make a mov ...

Remote Contol

Sep 19, 2003, 12:11pm by Mobius

The MP(Mini-Pheonix, not BD's resedent pervert) exited the wormhole...sadly sliglty off course   "Where in frell's name are we?" asked Phil...looking at those nerby and daring them to say a ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Mullered Marines

Sep 19, 2003, 8:06am by Unknown

"And as we can see, this case will require witness statements from everybody, a team of highly paid lawyers on both sides and interstellar television coverage. Because, as you see, my clie ...

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