Fecal matter..say hello to the air circulation device [FPF]

Hunter Killers eh?
I remembered reading about them back in the STCP. Huge Nasty Things, capable of splitting down into smaller separable, but still linked, units. A few ships would be the same as an army. They'd punch a whole through the dwarf's bulks heads then the "fun" would begin. I had heard rumors there was an advanced model that was able to break down to the nano-level, but they wouldn't be using those now..would they?

"Well there's one thing you are forgetting you smegging numpty!"

It took me a few seconds to notice that It was me who said it. And Why everyone was looking at me.

"What? What are your gibbering on about"

I did something, that, for some reason seemed a good idea at the time. I wanted to piss these people off, to bring to them the fear they had brought to so many, to myself and Jay espically.

More then anything i wanted these lackeys to see why i was regarded as a god of war, feared by the STCP.

I grabbed the com kits, threw them to the floor and stomped on them breaking them into a million tiny peices

Have to admit, I quite enjoyed to look of sheer terror on Seymour face, the disbelief on...that womans...Justin's face was something that would require a gallon of mind bleach.

"We have an army ready and waiting...Bill!" I creid out to apprantly thin air

I tried to ignore the "He's finally lost it" and counted down.

"Enough of this...place them under ar..."

Ahh good old Bill, timed to perfection. Materialization just like that..

"You called oh lord..?"

Turning to him, giving Jay the nod

"Get the army ready, bring over some nice new weapons and equipment for me and my crew..the good stuff..."

I grinned the grin that made a few of the STCP lackeys go pale

"We're going to war against the Hunter Killers..."

"Well it's not really a war" i heard Justin moan

"Oh shut up"

<tag . Time to arm up people>