*Action* - Apocalypse
Dec 17, 2012, 7:35pm
Phil walked back in and cleared his throat.
"Afraid we haven't quite made it back to our original time."
Alex felt his heart sink.
"Well where and when are we then?" Snapped S ...
Let's Do The Time Warp... Again
Dec 15, 2012, 9:33am
"Is this some kind of joke?"
The others frowned. "What d'you mean?" said Phil.
"What I mean is, which bloody joker put this in?"
He held the paper up for them all to see.
It was a ...
Maybe This Was A Bad Idea
Dec 15, 2012, 7:20am
Plisken woke the next morning, still hanging upside down, next to Jacky and Justin.
"Well," said Plisken, "this is one pile of smeg we got ourselves into."
The other 2 men just turned and ...
The Three Smegs.
Dec 14, 2012, 6:25pm
Jacky suddenly felt his face drain. He'd been acting so immature. No supervision around, and he'd already been more violent in a day than he had been in his life. He'd done it to a hologram, ...
Looks Like I Got Invovled After All
Dec 14, 2012, 10:55am
"Where's the Arboretum? And what the hell is a Huzzard?" asked Plisken looking from Jacky to Justin.
"Jacky, where did you find this guy? A Huzzard is a strange lizzard like thing."
Horseplay p2 - Let's Do The Time Warp
Dec 13, 2012, 12:54pm
Let's Do The Time Warp
The bed was warm and comfortable, Jessica lie behind him, playing with his hair. It felt good. She slipped her hand down his back and over his chest. He turned a ...
Horseplay p1 - Ippy Dippy My Space-Shippy
Dec 13, 2012, 12:52pm
Ippy Dippy My Space-Shippy
“You've all seen what Britney's capable of. You've seen the shit THIS CLONE has built from the scraps we've got on this ship! WHAT ELSE IS SHE CAPABLE O ...
One vote for Cass, One against.
Dec 13, 2012, 8:55am
The rotundous hamster spoke up while flicking some shimmering blue green slime out his fur with annoyance, "If being dangerous is all that is needed to get tossed off the dwarf then Myself, ...
Mid-morning knuckle shuffle
Dec 12, 2012, 5:27pm
"I want you to remove his penis. Thanks in advance, Hol."
Jacky and Plisken strolled down the corridor to the bunkrooms, and Jacky couldn't wait to hear Justin when he decided to go ...
Dec 12, 2012, 3:55pm
So, how dare you have the temerity to censure me” Cass hissed “when you’re too smegging stupid to see past your own conceited, self-serving wants; all this whining about ...
The morning after
Dec 10, 2012, 6:20pm
Amidst the hubbub of the canteen, Seymour shovelled the last forkful of eggs benedict into his mouth and settled back into his wheelchair with a deeply contented sigh
The food this morning ...
Dec 10, 2012, 11:25am
"Without provoking, you seem a hypocritical man," said Plisken, as the Jacky and he walked down the long corridors. Plisken didn't really know what this meant but he had heard it in a movie ...
Dec 9, 2012, 3:56am
"Ah, biscuits, thanks."
"Now, what was this pickle ?" asked Plisken, wanting to do something better than had done before.
Jacky noticed the sense of slight eagerness in ...
Dec 8, 2012, 10:51pm
Suddenly alone, Alex stared down at the mechanical horror crouched at his feet
"Shit" he sighed
He stood still for a good five minutes, shell-shocked, staring dumbly ...
Dec 8, 2012, 10:02am
Plisken sighed as he dragged his feet along the corridors to a place he knew very well. This particualr place was exactly 50cm from a storage bay door and Plisken had spent most of his life ...