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Bean, beans, good for the heart

Oct 5, 2012, 9:11pm by onion

“You're cruel!” Jacky said, watching everyone drop to the ground with multiple thuds. “Wakey wakey!” Justin shouted. “We've got a valve to fix on deck 211!” Justin said. ...

Groping the dead

Oct 5, 2012, 12:52am by henrypotema

It had been many weeks since Justin had seen the crew, many weeks since the day he embarrassed himself in the worst and grossest way possible. It was a day he since had named the 'jizzpocoly ...

OOC- Sorry everyone.

Oct 5, 2012, 12:03am by MadManMoody

Sorry I've been MIA for awhile. Life's been crazy and I haven't had much time. I have a bit of catch up reading to do then believe me you will be seeing a lot more of Given, that is if no on ...

OOC - Red Dwarf X starts tonight

Oct 4, 2012, 7:13am by onion

http://i.imgur.com/89nXe.png I'm sure I don't have to remind you all that the new series of Red Dwarf starts tonight, at 9pm on the channel Dave. I'm actually quite nervous abo ...

The Coward Awakens

Oct 3, 2012, 9:43pm by Jackykong

Jacky Kong awoke finally from his 3 million (or so) year rest, and ejected from the stasis booth with all the grace of a rock tumbling off of a cliff. He shot a glance around his surrounding ...

OOC - New member - "Jacky Kong"

Oct 3, 2012, 7:24am by onion

Hi everyone, we've got a new member, say hello to Jacky Kong, a cowardly scientist who came onboard BD just before the radiation leak and was in stasis like the rest of us. Here's his fu ...

What's a Worm-do?

Sep 28, 2012, 10:38pm by Alex Solvay

Jelena only had time to scream before the blade severed her head. Solvay bellowed like a buffalo taking a hot iron to the rump. Gomez's grisly demise had overloaded his sense ...

A chat with Madame Guillotine

Sep 27, 2012, 9:49am by Silent Hunter

Jelena had fallen off the worm and bashed her head on a rock. That was the last thing that she remembered as she woke up. The room was cold - a dark dungeon. Something was constricting he ...

Feedback and distortion

Sep 26, 2012, 9:30pm by Locke

"There is nowhere.. we got several choices 1-Drown, 2 -get eaten by the sand-worm coming at us... or..." Phil looked at the sparking remains of Seymours chair.. Snapping a spok ...

Phase 2 - Up excrement creek with no propulsion device

Sep 25, 2012, 9:38am by Mobius

The heavens opened. As a virtual waterfall plastered his hair to his face, Alex decided there were probably better ways to spend an evening. As Phil was once again regret ...

And Just Like The Guy Whose Feet Are Too Big For His BED...

Sep 20, 2012, 9:57pm by Alex Solvay

“Mr Solvay, don't give up now!” Seymour said. "Nnnggh!" Alex tried desperately to keep his balance. Sweat beaded his brow and his arms shook with the effort of forcing hi ...

The game of choice

Sep 18, 2012, 7:27am by onion

Where: Doombringer's desert planet You must agree to take part in a series of challenges. If any of you decline, then you will all be tied to posts and left to die of thirst." Wh ...

Just deserts

Sep 16, 2012, 10:45am by Silent Hunter

Jelena's coveralls became rapidly soaked with sweat. She considered removing them, but that would just increase their risk of sunstroke. "OK", she said, "This is either some mass hallucin ...

In... smeg knows where... no one can hear you scream...

Sep 14, 2012, 10:05pm by Alex Solvay

But mainly they screamed... ... They screamed because Max was morphing into a horrifying being which was quite terrible to behold. It had overgrown "hooves" and prominent bo ...

You Must Be Choking

Sep 12, 2012, 11:28pm by Alex Solvay

Seymour screamed in outrage and disgust, as Phil's sewage covered face slapped his groin. Someone laughed. Alex cradled what little remained of Gomez's head and glowered at Bedge, who's eye ...

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