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OOC - Listen to Red Dwarf books for free!

Feb 12, 2015, 12:42am by Farseeker

If you are able to use the Spotify app on your computer or mobile device you can then hear Chris Barrie's reading of the first two (and arguably the best) RD novels Infinity Welcomes Careful ...

Mousecatcher

Feb 11, 2015, 9:40pm by BaronVonLongman

“Huh. Keep your hair on” Holly bobbed on the screen “We’ve had someone come out of stasis; a guy called Brett Bishop” “The chef?” Jay asked “Yeah, that’s the guy ...

Jay

Feb 11, 2015, 10:40am by Locke

Away from the air conditioned shade of the bar, the sun terrace felt brutally hot. Carrying a cold beer in each hand, Cass padded out into the sunset’s gold and red streaked hues. She’d ...

Fast Food

Feb 10, 2015, 11:42pm by Farseeker

“I’m saying that you can stick your salty explosion up your arse” Chutney snarled, with a sudden hard edge to his voice “Ferrets are carnivores, so it’ll be Brett burgers f ...

Foaming at the Everything

Feb 6, 2015, 10:41pm by Stitch

He was about to qualify the statement and explain that there were occasional intervals of calm (and that he was looking forward to one just as soon as they got out of the infirmary), ...

Chutney

Feb 6, 2015, 6:08pm by Locke

The door slid shut and the lift began to ascend with three quarters full of piss-warm water, four buckets worth of kelp and an exhausted three million year old ship’s cook with a m ...

FIGHT!

Feb 4, 2015, 5:38pm by Locke

"Lookout! She's going to re-appear in her light bee!" Ransom yelled, skidding into the room and stopping as he saw the scene. Crouching down, helping Jay with Jade, Cass wi ...

We Have a Problem

Feb 4, 2015, 3:05pm by Jaxx

As the shadow came into the light they could see it was Jaxx rubbing his sore jaw as he said, "Darn, like I almost broke a tooth when I totally ate this righteous pineapple, but like ...

Catch of the Day

Feb 3, 2015, 10:34pm by Farseeker

Brett sat in a dark space, upon the floor, twiddling his thumbs. ‘Three million years. Three million years. It’s unfathomable, absolutely ridiculous. He’s alive well past his expiry ...

Please Immerse in Water to Thaw

Feb 3, 2015, 12:14am by Farseeker

Present Day Consciousness returned to Brett. He rubbed his eyes under his holo specs and yawned. He tried to look outside the portal window but saw that condensation had formed upon it. H ...

Refrigerate Immediatly

Feb 2, 2015, 7:29am by Farseeker

OOC: This is the first of my intro posts. Part two will be up tomorrow with Brett leaving stasis. 3,000,000 Years Ago…. The alarm had been going off for sometime. Red lights, kl ...

Compromised

Jan 31, 2015, 6:11pm by amoeba42

"I'm sorry. I wasn't fast enough to save your arm." Jamie said, his hand twitching where the metal pole he had used as a weapon had almost chemically bonded to his skin. blisters were all ov ...

The Imitation Game

Jan 30, 2015, 11:39pm by Mobius64

“Now,” said Ransom, casually walking into the room, “I don’t know much about you lot, in fact I know next to little, but I get the feeling that you are not meant to be like this.” ...

OOC - New character: Brett Bishop

Jan 30, 2015, 4:00pm by Locke

Hi all First new member in a while now Please join me in welcoming David who'll be joining us writing for Brett Bishop - a scrupulously polite but unintentionally smutty chef who I'm sure ...

Just A Little Shelter

Jan 30, 2015, 3:02am by Jaxx

"Sod this!" and with a supreme effort reached down and grapped the coffee-vial from White Wolfs kit and broke it open above his mouth, swallowing the lot in one go, with what can be ...

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