Oh Smeg

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MP was visibly shaking and now sweating, rocking slighlty back and forth from the effort of prevent an air-nuke from going off and possibly killing everyone in the elevator in a methane fuled explosion.

There was a shudder and the elevator had reached it's destination

"EVERYONE OUT AND RUN FOR COVER...HE'S GONNA BLOW!" cried Phil, surprising everyone with his suddenly atheltic ability by getting out first and the fact that the door wasnt even open.
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As everyone bolted out the elevator doors they could hear the cry of Mini Phil, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!", right before the sound of a fog horn.

After taking cover they saw a foul smelling green gas flew over them before it was ignited by the spark of MP dropping his Archive weapon on the metal deck. The huge rancid green cloud burst into a huge mushroom cloud of rancid fire. Luckily most of the crew managed to find decent cover unlike MP. After the flames died down the crew peered over their hiding places to see a blackened MP standing and looking catatonic for a few moments before he fell backwards and passed out.

As Phil went to check on MP he said, "I hope that did not just give away out location."

Cass replied, "Knowing our luck it did."

And just like Cass predicted several cleaning droids were slowly approaching the crew and analyzing them with their scanners.

The droids said, "Analyzing.....Analyzing.......Analyzing......Analyzing......Contamination detected.......multiple contaminations detected. Prepare for decontamination on foreign contaminants. Please remain still for decontamination."

The crew quickly took cover again and began firing at the droids.

Eve aimed her Land Shark Gun at the cleaning droids and said, "Hey Jaxx check this out."

In her mind the mini Land Shark fired from the gun and quickly swam into the deck plating and burrowed till it popped up fully grown and ate all the cleaning droids one by one. However as she pulled the trigger the mini Land Shark failed to penetrate the metal floor and slid due to its slimy stasis coating as it flopped around struggling as it rapidly began to grow. Jaxx dropped his jaw in shock by the actions of his wife as he watched helplessly while the cleaning droid stepped on the mid sized Land Shark and squished it like a bug. Jaxx gasped as he watched the horror of the shark being squished and then coated with all manner of cleaning products. When the cleaning droid was buffing its foot clean the skeleton flew loose and was caught by Jaxx who was speechless for a moment.

Eve still in shock by the failure of her weapon managed to mutter, "Ummm....sorry."

He looked at her as he said, "What tha? Not cool Eve babe! Not cool! That was totally Non-Non-Non-Non-Heinous!"

She was clearly upset as she said, "Jaxx baby I'm sorry. I didn't do it on purpose."

Before he could say another word Cass yelled at them, "Get down you smeg heads!"

After they ducked from several globs of highly concentrated cleaning products that appeared to be removing the dirt and grime off the floor in seconds leaving it sparkly and shiny. Phil yelled, "You can fight later. Right now get your minds right!"

As Jaxx looked at the skeleton of the six foot shark in distraught little Max tapped him on the leg and muttered, "Wooo....Oue..?

He looked at the pink creature and nodded as he said, "Yeah go ahead lil Max dude, but like just the bad robots k?"

The cute pink creature smiled and saluted as he wobbled into action right in front of a cleaning droid. While the droid was confused while analyzing little Max, the pink creature opened his mouth very wide and took a huge inhale forcing the droid to get sucked into little Max's mouth. After swishing the droid a few seconds and swallowing it, little Max turned his little pink stubby arms and legs into large cleaning droid arms and legs. Then he began shooting cleaning products at the other droids as he raced around to dodge their shots.

Meanwhile the crew was doing their best to defend themselves against the cleaning droids especially since they seemed to be coming in waves nonstop.

Eve was trying to console Jaxx who was extremely bummed out while holding the skeleton of the shark, but all he could do was mutter, "Why? why? why?"

Out of desperation to get Jaxx to snap out of it she put her hand on the tail of the dead shark and said, "Revive Ammo!"

Suddenly the shark glowed and was suddenly resurrected back to it original form and began growing and thrashing about while Jaxx did his best to hold it down. Out of desperation he yelled, "Get back!"

She took cover to avoid getting hit by the thrashing fully grown twelve foot angry Land Shark struggling to get free from Jaxx's grip. After changing his grip he was able to flip the giant shark onto its back and began rubbing its lower jaw and neck. As he continued to rub the jaw and neck of the shark it quickly calmed down and went into a catatonic state. He smiled as he massaged the belly, neck and jaw of the shark feeling a mellow bond with it.

Eve looked at him in shock as she asked, "How did you do that?"

He replied, "Cha...Like its no biggie Eve babe. This is how we like change our mood from harsh to mellow. Like this totally works on me too."

She was amazed by his way of handling the scary creature like a baby as he began to sing it a lullaby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL7r7VuGIWA

It was slightly humorous as the shark's fins twitched to the beat of the song. She was in awe by the sight and clearly forgot they were fighting the droids till a glob of cleaning goo flew over her head and just missed her by inches. She quickly then thought of an Ion pulse rifle and began shooting at the droids. Though her accuracy was slightly decent on a moving target the few droids she did hit were instantly neutralized as if hit by an EMP wave. She noticed little Max was still holding his own as he would switch from shooting at the droids to sucking them into his mouth and spitting the remains at the other droids.

As she looked at Jaxx to ask for help she saw him sad again as the Land Shark dissolved in his arms into a white powder. He looked distraught as he held the white powder (Due to the rapid growth of the Land Shark it ages in five minutes to minimize friendly fire) in his hands and was mumbling to himself.

She thought to herself, "Oh Smeg! I made him depressed again. Now he doesn't want to fight."

TAG (Jaxx is depressed and Eve is feeling guilty)