Jan 4, 2018, 1:47pm
‘Look, we just need the smegging silica, not the smegging shoes,’ said Jay as he tried to wrestle a shoe box from the shop attendant.
‘Ne, ne, vi devas aĉeti la ŝuojn,’ insiste ...
Do Not Eat.
Jan 3, 2018, 2:29pm
The giant fungus reared its head to face Thomas Plisken, who was stuck on the ladder right next to the elevator door, his large bottle of nova shine in one hand. The fungling bared i ...
Dec 29, 2017, 10:15pm
The uber-fungling thrashed around in the water, roaring violently as it tried to swipe the gantry once again, just missing by a few feet.
"Think it can reach?" Pickman asked.
"I doubt ...
Not a fun guy
Dec 21, 2017, 6:57pm
The day was not going well.
“Oh for fuck’s sake” Cass snapped “There’s more of them”
As the group skidded to a halt, the troop of mushrooms busy raiding the bank of vending ma ...
Dec 14, 2017, 6:15pm
The Medi-Bay was in chaos. Rows upon rows of bed-ridden patients coughed and spluttered as more and more funglins were vomited into the world. And the stench of sick and sweat was nearly eno ...
Back in the Saddle
Dec 14, 2017, 1:57pm
There it was...the Innovative Sciences Lab, Artemis' stomping ground since time immemorial.
In this universe, the cold-fusion laser debacle and countless other missteps of his had never oc ...
Dec 14, 2017, 12:50pm
Leaping over several groups of the critters, Cass barrelled through the door and straight into Tanaka, O'Malley and Pickman, bouncing off Tanaka with a loud “Ooof”, and winding u ...
Dec 14, 2017, 8:21am
Shimmying back up into the pillows piled at the top of her bed, Cass stretched languorously, her long legs sliding between the sheets; her toes snagging the folds of the duvet and pulling it ...
Dec 11, 2017, 12:52pm
‘Listen, old man,' hissed the burly, hunched over miner, his words barely heard of the loud chatter of Parrotts Bar. This was 1st Technician Saxon. Big, loud, and with an odour that could ...
Fungus Among Us
Dec 8, 2017, 5:41pm
Science Officer Fergus O'Malley stared at red corridor 343 on the science deck leading to his lab with a look on his face that could only be described as "mildly concerned with a hint of bem ...
OOC - Jumping back in
Dec 7, 2017, 12:43pm
I'm down for jumping back in, purple stuff in the labs sounds like Artie's kind of disaster. It's been a while, I know, I didn't mean to be gone for so long but things got a little wonky wit ...
Dec 7, 2017, 6:36am
Jade sat down on her bunk with a cup of coffee and kicked off the golfing shoes. They pinched in uncomfortable places and the cleats on the bottom clacked on the metal flooring of the corrid ...
Caddies and Cudgels
Aug 27, 2017, 12:00pm
Everyone piled into the golf cart. Jay had hopped into the driver's seat and proceeded to gun the cart in the opposite direction of the approaching horde of angry alien Vikings. Already arro ...
Aug 10, 2017, 4:52am
Yakekeekekek wiggled and writhed in his body suit, the tight PVC/pleather combination bulging dangerously as his tentacled tentacles wrapped around the golf club in a way that would make an ...
Jul 12, 2017, 5:56pm
“That’s right, just curl your fingers around it” Jay murmured “Use both hands”
“Oh yeah, that’s great”
“Crouch down a bit more ...