Doors are overrated.
Apr 12, 2016, 5:37am
"And why the hell are there no exits? How the smeg do they get these smegging disgusting, germ-filled, bacterium-ladened, maggot-enticing remains of poor human explorers into the sea ...
The Wrong Room
Mar 31, 2016, 8:13pm
Tense and edgy, Jay proffered his hand “Come on - It's this way”
“Aw, what?” Cass wrinkled her nose in distaste as she stepped out into the alien ship.
Artemis turned to ...
Mar 30, 2016, 4:04pm
Bolts of plasma from the Dwarf's cannons, streaked silently past the front viewport.
“That was too fucking close!”
The Starbug rocked violently, buffeted by the nearby explosion. ...
Mar 23, 2016, 12:19pm
OOC - Apologies if I've not mentioned you by name. Feel free to jump in!
“Look. I’ve told you before you can’t fly the shuttle!” Holly’s voice came over auto pilot as ...
Mar 4, 2016, 10:28am
OOC-Tagging everyone mentioned in Locke and Crysty's post, sorry if I missed anyone!
"Poor pitiful smeggers....." Artemis said, joining the group. His hull covered in dried alien blood, b ...
No Time To Mourn:
Feb 29, 2016, 9:24pm
“Bing Bong” Holly interrupted by shimmering into view on the main monitor “Turns out that we've managed to eliminate most of the invaders, so the Captains asking for volunteers ...
Feb 28, 2016, 6:41pm
The glasses clattered on the mesh floor of the gantry, landing before the booted and panic-y feet of Joribel.
"Perfect!" cried Joribel, scooping down to pick up the thick lenses.
Using Reputation to your advantage
Feb 28, 2016, 2:07pm
The response was laughter. Both from the alien soldiers who believed themselves invincible, and from the chief, who now recognised Jamie's voice, and believed hi ...
Feb 19, 2016, 12:39pm
"We have worm sign the likes of which even God has never seen!" roared Murdock as he leapt onto the back of the thrashing beast in a desperate attempt to fit in a reference he had wanted to ...
On the Lighter - er - darker side...
Feb 7, 2016, 10:01pm
“Gerbil here upset it with a laser pointer” Jade said “It came back after us”
“And you came here!?” Tara's disbelief was almost a shriek.
“Well… It was on the way” ...
Out with the old...
Feb 7, 2016, 3:51pm
It's a funny old life, I suppose.
Murdock ripped open his large canvas bag and hurriedly threw the various items he had on sale. Masks and maps, trinkets and tokens, souvenirs from ...
Feb 7, 2016, 1:54am
"Bloody human scum" the sergeant screamed, vomit dripping from his chin as he pushed Cass off him and threw her to the floor "Kill them all" he ordered his men "Every last one of the ...
Jan 26, 2016, 4:48pm
"Three... Two... One..."
The countdown ended, and Jamie sighed. He had a wrench in his hand, tightening some bolts around a water pipe. The good news was that he'd been able to spend a go ...
Not on my watch!
Jan 20, 2016, 4:48pm
Yeldarb and the group get the heck out of the room and begin making their way down a corridor.
"How in the bloody smeg did that thing get on the ship?" Yeldarb spoke as he start ...
Early Bird gets the worm!
Jan 20, 2016, 12:07pm
Yeldarb points at...
Yeldarb and the group get the heck out of the room and ...