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Seymour's medical shower

May 1, 2012, 7:42am by onion

"I SAID SHOOT HIM, you ridiculous oaf." "Oh did you?" Said Beans, softly. "Oh dear." Gulped Seymour. "I think I've just squid myself..." As they were so close to t ...

Cassandra: Where responses were due

Apr 30, 2012, 9:53pm by Locke

Bit of a back post frenzy I'm afraid - had a very busy week last week, but normal service has now been resumed :) Who: Cass, Jay, Phil When: Just after Phil materialised (i ...

Aye Carumba!

Apr 30, 2012, 2:08pm by Alex Solvay

He knew that it'd take the best part of an hour for the lift to take him down to the engineering deck, so he plugged the headphones into the socket on the armrest of his chair and pres ...

Gomez: Monkey wrenching around

Apr 29, 2012, 9:02pm by AlfredoRudolph

WHO: Alfredo Gomez WHERE: Blue Dwarf, Engineering Auxiliary Control Room WHEN: Whilst the Captain elections are going on. Gomez had been keeping himself busy in the few days that he'd b ...

And we interuppt this action to bring you a short drama break...

Apr 28, 2012, 5:15pm by cmdrwhitewolf

Seymour, excited about this possible royal connection,his mouth open and eyes wide, looked round just as the Fecalitor grenade went off and caused the Hamza squid to soil itself, exp ...

I present..The Fecalatior

Apr 27, 2012, 9:56am by Mobius

As Jay went to save the trainee doctor, Justin sidled up to Phil and Seymour. “So, you're the one I've heard about who's died more times as me.... well... almost.” Phil nodded, not rea ...

Beware the hardlight boob grabber!

Apr 27, 2012, 7:08am by henrypotema

"EVERBODY DOWN!" Davie's voice boomed... Everyone obeyed except Phi. "What?"  A millisecond later a large, damp tentacle wrapped around her waist... Justin watched ...

No Touchy!

Apr 26, 2012, 10:38pm by Alex Solvay

"First..." he said menacingly "Promise me you're not gonna go around trying to touch up Cass all the time" before adding "....or Phi." "I wo- I won't." Said Justin, ...

Happy reunions

Apr 26, 2012, 3:26pm by BaronVonLongman

Phil looked at Jay,looked as Cass and grinned again. *inside Phil's Mind * {Troll Mode activated} "So..Jay..that Cass..she got a great ass does she not?" "Shut up ...

"Captain Cucumber?"

Apr 26, 2012, 10:55am by Mobius

They walked up the corridor to catch up with the others. Seymour looked like he was going to ask an important question. “So when it comes down to it, do I have your vote?” He said awkwar ...

Strange Company, Indeed.

Apr 26, 2012, 2:12am by Alex Solvay

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Whatever happened to Justin Pancake?

Apr 26, 2012, 12:26am by henrypotema

Life as a Hologram is hard, but not hard enough as Justin Pancake found out. When: 3 million years ago Justin Pancake screamed as the explosion destroyed his holographic body. The pain ...

Seymour's poster campaign

Apr 25, 2012, 10:52pm by onion

"Then it's settled" Jay said "Everyone grab a gun, or three" he eyed Davie for a second, spotting the weapons he was already carrying "Or twenty-three, whatever, and lets move out. S ...

To (what's left of) the medi-bay!

Apr 25, 2012, 2:28pm by BaronVonLongman

"The medibay?" "Oh that. I'm not sure. It looks all right, but it does border on the dangerous zones. There's probably a safe-ish route there but I can't tell you what that is." ...

NEVER Vote for Phi!

Apr 25, 2012, 11:56am by reames

"Please, please, please don't vote for me to be Captain!" Phi blurted out loudly, disrupting the various conversations of the nearby crew. She had her eyes closed tightly and she was holdin ...

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