Gas and Guts
Jul 26, 2018, 12:26pm
Cass raised her hands “I surrender”
It was at this precise moment that Dick Pornsak first discovered that his underpants were self-cleaning. He raised his hands dropping his coke cup. ...
So Long...
Jul 25, 2018, 5:40pm
‘Ah-ha,’ said Thomas as he stooped down to pick up an open book on the floor of the cockpit, ‘Wondered where you had went.’ He skimmed over the contents of the two pages facing him. ...
Not On My Floor!
Jul 24, 2018, 11:01am
"How is this possible, sir? I spent a lot of time on that specific spot to make it shine like that, you know? Ten months, to be exact." - Belvedyr was muttering to Dick while the concern of ...
Interesting Company
Jul 24, 2018, 3:59am
Slowly he made his way down the dark corridor and then down a stairway into what appeared to be a very clean canteen area. There he saw a nightmare vision of a slightly annoyed looki ...
Powered Pants
Jul 20, 2018, 5:25pm
The shuttle docked with a loud clang several bays over from the other vessel.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Dick asked.
"Quite sure." Smurf assured him, "The power pack we hav ...
In Space No One Can Smell You Rotting
Jul 20, 2018, 4:54pm
"We need to get to Cass," Tanaka said. "Sounds like she's in trouble."
"I found a landing bay, a few clicks ahead of us." O'Malley said. "But there's a... hiccup..."
"Define: hiccup?" ...
RADIO DEAD... NO KILL YOU... SPERM COUNT GOOD...
Jul 20, 2018, 2:46pm
"Do you think they will want a sample?" Dick mused as he considered the message.
"No sir I... oh good lord no please stop."
"Oh yeah I've still got it. ...
Mess Hall 2.0
Jul 20, 2018, 2:39pm
Belvedyr couldn't point what was wrong with that being.
He went far away from where he was supposed to clean in order to find her, and she was acting insane.
He was trying to access his ...
Crossed wires
Jul 20, 2018, 12:20pm
He watched the full scenario, and realized that something else was missing - "Oh, right, air. I believe that you would be more comfortable in the newly reformed Mess Hall."
...
They're Like Dead Tadpoles, Really
Jul 19, 2018, 1:01pm
"Hold up, getting another message, seems it's coming from the other ship." Pickman announced.
"Tell me, how are we're able to receive messages but not send any?" Tanaka asked.
"I told ...
Stranded
Jul 18, 2018, 10:14am
.: A long time ago...
Belvedyr was cleaning. This was his function, after all.
Spark, the onboard computer of Stardew 7, was doing his traditional scanning and discussing with the mechan ...
Mostly Panic
Jul 16, 2018, 9:46am
Several large red flashing lights sprang to life in Smurfs cockpit and a low thrumming alarm began to sound.
"What the hell is that?" demanded Dick as he looked wildly around the ship for ...
We Wish It Was Pirates
Jul 16, 2018, 5:59am
"Oh, O'Malley! I'm picking up a distress signal! Have a gander!" Pickman said as he looked up from his console on board the starbug. O'Malley regarded i ...
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