These Are The People In Your Neighborhood part 2

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At this point, Jaxx and Eveline pushed through the trees.
“Hey dudes!” Jaxx said “You're alive! Righteous!”
“What...the actual fuck?” was all Jay could say when he saw his new look.
“Who are you?” White Wolf asked Eveline. “And where Solvay?”
“Who?” Eveline asked
“The hobo dude babe!” Jaxx replied
“I'M NOT A SMEGGING HOBO!” came Solvay's voice, loudly from the shrubbery behind.
Doctor Black looked more than a little concerned when he stumbled through the bushes, still in his boxers.
“Any sign of Cass?” Jay asked.
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Jaxx was excited to see the crew was safe as he looked around. Then after an awkward pause Jaxx snapped out of his silly thought and said, "Oh totally my bad bros. Crew peoples meet the awesome and enchanting Miss Evelina. Evelina meet the crew peoples. I'd tell ya their names but I'm still learning them to. I just call them what they look like so thats Goggles (Jacky), that's Fluffy (White Wolf), that's Pretty Boy (Jay), that's Pretty Boy's mate and kid (Katrina & Max), that's Blue Boy (Efof), that's One Eye (Davie), that's Old Man River (Plisken), that's El Stinko (Phil), that's Doc (Phi), that's Nipples (Seymuor), that's Sex Bot (Candice) that's Orange Girl (Molly), the guy with the gray hair eye patch is Mr Wizard (Garth) and you met the Hobo dude (Alex)." Alex glared at Jaxx again. Jaxx looked at Jade with confusion and said, "Sorry Eve I don't know this one."

Some of the crew were looking at Jaxx like he was a completely different person and they must have missed it. Eveline smiled and waved to the crew as she said,"Hello." Jaxx then said, "So I guess we found everyone and can chill now." Jay interrupted and said, "We are still missing Cass. I have a bad feeling the blue demons got her." Jaxx said, "Ohhhh yeah the Evil Princess (Cass). I totally forgot about her cause she is mean. So I guess we are gonna take on the blue dudes and rescue the princess?" Jay answered, "Something like that. I just need to come up with a plan or something." Eve spoke up, "Jaxx found this pistol in the water earlier but I can't seem to get it to work." Eveline handed the pistol to Jay who examined it closely. Jacky saw the pistol and became very nervous as he kept quiet. Jay spoke up as he cleaned the pistol, "It looks like it was just dirty with being in the water and all." Jay armed the pistol and got it working rather quickly then handed it back to Eveline.

Jay looked at the crew as he was formulating a plan to rescue Cass.

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