Can't be hard.
Nov 24, 2013, 10:47pm
“NO!” Jay snapped back. “I just think it would be good for Jaxx and Eve to work independently for a change. Branch out. Build experience independently. Take advantage of your i ...
Nov 24, 2013, 7:14pm
“Jaxx” he said, shaking his head to dispel the disturbing image that he feared would be forever burned into his retinas. “I’m all for you being on the stealth team, but, Evel ...
Consider the Following
Nov 24, 2013, 10:54am
“Exactly.” Jay said “So we need to cause the van to divert…so…what we need, is a police roadblock…”
“We get hold of a couple of police cars, and police uniforms and ...
Nov 24, 2013, 9:49am
Mini Phil Flashes
Nov 23, 2013, 7:41pm
"Even the midget in there can tell there is something going on and trust me, you came VERY close just now to getting your love spuds removed and you being made to eat them bac ...
This isn't what it looks like... honest
Nov 23, 2013, 11:22am
He was half-heartedly hitting it, asking what its problem was, when someone walked in.
"You know they work better when you dont hit them..."
Alex turned round to see Phil and of course t ...
Nov 23, 2013, 9:45am
After checking the gun and ammo he had stolen from the marshal, Artemis cocked his pistol. "I'll tactically confiscate the vehicle, just tell me...." Artemis ("Judge Pritchard") felt a pang ...
Mimicking Midgets and Horrible Hand Dryers
Nov 22, 2013, 7:00pm
" Jay thought about it for a moment and then he nodded as he said, "You have a valid point Mrs. Stone. Anyone else?"
Alex, still mellow from Mrs Narita’s SBs, chuckled and ...
Nov 22, 2013, 5:51pm
"Unless anyone has a better suggestion, we'll go with Cassandra's plan" he said, trying to muster as much authority as he could beneath Katrina's withering stare
"We'll need a coupl ...
Nov 22, 2013, 4:42pm
"Okay, fine. Now, let's start planning this heist..." said Jay, motioning the Dwarfers to follow him.
He walked across the room towards the large, flat panel television, mo ...
Nerds, Huzzards and Old Friends (Part 2)
Nov 21, 2013, 10:11am
“So what do we do now?” asked one of the thin geeks in one of those annoyingly American-like American accents. These were the first words that Plisken, still being called Lexa Doig by he ...
Judge Pritchard Part 2
Nov 20, 2013, 5:06pm
“Just go with it.” Alex shrugged as Boyd made a strange face as he was staring at the floating dots before his eyes. Mrs Narita was slowly dancing to a song in her head as Chuck ...
The Hangover 9
Nov 19, 2013, 1:25pm
Artemis zipped his fly, and stepped back as the bomb fell off. "Citizen saved Chief Judge Jaxx" Artemis said, turning to his "commander". "What is my next mission?" "We need to meet ...
Nov 19, 2013, 9:53am
“That’s the nasty one” Williams grinned, evilly
“Unfortunately so” Khan nodded solemnly “Amongst other symptoms, the victim usually experiences auditory and visual hallu ...
Nov 18, 2013, 5:33pm
"Is it a spin off from Firefly? Is Bradley the captain of a star ship? Oh! I can't wait!" She jiggled on the spot and continued to halt the two women from moving on. "Hey! Mike! MIKE ...